Cooker, what a good reason to have 2 of everything!
Circumcised
>>>
>>>
>>> A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the
>>> class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and
>>> not paying attention.
>>>
>>> She went back to find out what was going on.
>>>
>>> He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just
>>> recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
>>>
>>> The teacher told him to go down to the principal's
>>> office.
>>>
>>> He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should
>>> do about it. He did and returned to his class.
>>>
>>> Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.
>>>
>>> She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at
>>> his desk with his 'private part' hanging out.
>>>
>>> 'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said.
>>>
>>> 'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could Stick
>>> it out till noon..... she'd come and pick me up from school.
>>>
and another one........
c o w s
is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. :d
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