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Karlynn
A prominent member of this forum sent me this joke, but was hesitant about posting it here. So i WILL!
This is for Norma and Bina - I figured this was right up your alley.
> During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to
> teach good manners, asked her students the
> following question:
>
> "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner
> with a nice young lady,how would you tell her
> that you have to go to the bathroom?"
>
> Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
>
> The teacher responded by saying, "That would
> be rude and impolite.
>
> What about you Sherman, how would you say
> it?"
>
> Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to
> go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
>
> "That's better, but it's still not very nice
> to
> say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
>
> And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain
> for once and show us your good manners?"
>
> "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused
> for a moment? I have to shake hands with a
> very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to
> introduce you to after dinner."
>
> The teacher fainted
This is for Norma and Bina - I figured this was right up your alley.
> During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to
> teach good manners, asked her students the
> following question:
>
> "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner
> with a nice young lady,how would you tell her
> that you have to go to the bathroom?"
>
> Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
>
> The teacher responded by saying, "That would
> be rude and impolite.
>
> What about you Sherman, how would you say
> it?"
>
> Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to
> go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
>
> "That's better, but it's still not very nice
> to
> say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
>
> And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain
> for once and show us your good manners?"
>
> "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused
> for a moment? I have to shake hands with a
> very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to
> introduce you to after dinner."
>
> The teacher fainted