Sex Good For The Heart

[Ross]

This thread is really funny.
Everytime that three letter word is brought up, there are more posts than any heart problem posts.
I guess it's true what they say, 'sex sells'!
Now if I could just remember what sex is.

You and me both brother. I keep trying, but I'm shunned, so it's back to my troll pit for me.

 

[Granbonny]

Ross

Ross

As long as you keep that Preying Mantis for your avatar..we know you are not getting any. When the male Preying Mantis has sex, the female kills and eats him So, when you change your Avatar again..We'll say, whoopie for Ross. Bonnie

 

[Mary]

Well, there you go! It makes perfect sense!

Well, there you go! It makes perfect sense!

Ross,
Bonnie's got it figured out. You can't have sex because you'd lose your avatar. It only stands to reason.
You'll have to change your avatar or something.
We can't have you eaten up by a hungry female preying mantis!

 

[Ross]

As long as you keep that Preying Mantis for your avatar..we know you are not getting any. When the male Preying Mantis has sex, the female kills and eats him So, when you change your Avatar again..We'll say, whoopie for Ross. Bonnie

It'll never change. I'll pass away before it happens. Scoot over Cort, I'll join you on the wall.

 

[Guest]

It'll never change. I'll pass away before it happens. Scoot over Cort, I'll join you on the wall.

Heck no. I don't share the wall with anyone.

*pauses*

But, I'd gladly trade...since I don't even know what, uh, "complete" sex is.... I know a few things, and according to my ex, I'm a natural...whatever the helk that means.

*shrugs*

 

[Rain]

Why did I ever give him a link to this site?!!

Why did I ever give him a link to this site?!!

Should we really believe all this talk from you guys about never having sex? You probably get it every night but Friday.... and feel deprived.

I gotta be careful what I write here... I gave Ryan a really hard time about 'girl watching' (actually it was not keeping his comments to himself that got on my nerves!) at Disney Land this summer... after he read this thread.. he said, "see there Mom... " lol

Now ya all can't get mad at him and Cort and Greg and Robert and all the other single guys for watching girls in Golden. lol OH WAIT.... it wasn't just single guys.... lol

Thank goodness he doesn't post often. I feel an 'old' comment coming. Ry's a little particular about what women he watches.... Sorry, Ry. You know I love you.

 

[Ross]

Christmas of 98 was a long time ago. I don't think I can call that last Friday night either.

 

[Rain]

She's gonna kill ya, Rossman...

She's gonna kill ya, Rossman...

If that's a true story.... you may not live to see Christmas of 2004!!

I wouldn't let her read this thread.......

 

[Ross]

Simply stating the truth. Perhaps now some of you know why I am the way I am?

Care for a piece of candy little girlies? Hey, tell ya what, I have a cute little puppy in the van, would you like to come and see it?

 

[Mary]

Let me see if I follow this train of thought. . .

The original post dealt with men living longer if they had active sex lives. Are all the posts lamenting the lack of sex suppose to either 1. cause us to worry and fret about you heart health or 2. energize us to launch a write- in campaign to petition your partners to engage in more sexual activity?

What if Hensylee posts an article that says lack of sex causes men to live 10-15 years longer? Would you then rejoice in your sudden good fortune?

I'm just kidding. Seriously, anything longer than a few days is too long. You have my sympathy.


Mary

 

[Karlynn]

What if Hensylee posts an article that says lack of sex causes men to live 10-15 years longer? Would you then rejoice in your sudden good fortune?

Mary

I would bet my house and all my worldy possessions that this will never happen!

Let's see - daughter back at school , but mentally disabled brother here for a 2 week stay . What am I going to do after these next 2 weeks!

 

[Guest]

Now ya all can't get mad at him and Cort and Greg and Robert and all the other single guys for watching girls in Golden.

Darn right. I'm always watching the females, just never garnering any of their attention . Well, except, of course, for my ex...but, well....heh....

*scratches head knowingly*

Yeah know...I still have a room all to myself...so, maybe, just maybe, I don't have to just look while I'm in Golden .

LOL!

*pauses*

yeah....right........

*turns to Mary*

Seriously, anything longer than a few days is too long. You have my sympathy.

Heh. Try nothing. Actually, to clarify, I've never, uh, gone all the way.

*blushes slightly*

Yes, my ex and I did plenty of "fun" stuff, but not completely.....

*sighs*

One of these days...........

 

[Ross]

I've given this some careful thought overnight and I think I've found the solution. If you started young, say 16, and you had a good love life until your 35, it stands as a reasonable conclusion that your sex life ends at 35! Yeah that's it. Nothing abnormal here at all, it's just the way life is.

HEY EVERYBODY, SEX ENDS AT 35!

 

[Mary]

Ross,
How many more posts before this thread hits the NC Cutie number of replies?

I'm glad you've found your mantra; just keep chanting your phrase, Sex ends at 35, Sex ends at 35, Sex ends at 35.
(Of course, it doesn't, but keep repeating if it's helpful).
Mary

 

[Ross]

Ross,
How many more posts before this thread hits the NC Cutie number of replies?

+200 posts needed yet and +4000 views to exceed it.

 

[hensylee]

Girls, just wait til you reach 50 - that's when the guys REALLY wake up and start all over.

 

[Guest]

I've given this some careful thought overnight and I think I've found the solution. If you started young, say 16, and you had a good love life until your 35, it stands as a reasonable conclusion that your sex life ends at 35! Yeah that's it. Nothing abnormal here at all, it's just the way life is.

HEY EVERYBODY, SEX ENDS AT 35!

*raises eyebrow slowly*

*comprehends what Ross' theory actually means*

*becomes quite shocked*

Eee gads. So not cool. That means I've wasted 14 years thus far, and since I'm turning 31 next month, that means I have just about 4 years of sex to have....with no possibilities right now.

*sighs*

Ah, well..........thank goodness Ross' theory is false

 

[Ross]

Ah, well..........thank goodness Ross' theory is false

Well why wasn't I informed of this?

 

[Mary]

Suggestion for you guys and your ongoing discussion:

Less talk, more action.

 

[Ross]

Suggestion for you guys and your ongoing discussion:

Let talk, more action.

Well bring it on bad girl. I'm ready, are you?