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Ok, folks.
I haven't read any of the posts since this morning, YET! I did look and see that since I posted 9 hours ago, there have been 15 posts made. YIKES!
I'm guessing that this has become a HOT TOPIC!
Hensylee knows how to get the forum talking! :D
 
After my hubby's last physical .I was talking to his Doctor and he says..You need to take him coffee in bed every morning, cook him 3 meals a day..quit nagging him..and have sex at least 5 times a week...When hubby was dressed..he asked me what the doctor said, I told him..You are going to die :D :D :D :D ...so tonight I'm just cooking him a nice SQUASH casserole and after dinner..I'll just get nekked and let him chase me around the house for a NICE LONG RUN.. :p :p :p :p :p He should be so full and tired after that..I want have to worry about sex. :p :p Bonnie
 
Well, I just read all the posts, and I have nothing to add. Looks like all bases have been covered. ;)

Marilyn's story is good enough for me. :eek:

Except to say,

Does anyone remember the study that Oprah talked about. It dealt with the amount and quality of sex as reducing your "real age". A really, really good sex life can take 7-10 years off how old you "really" are?
We could all tell our age, and then tell our "real" age. :D
Mary
 
I'm with Ross....I'd like to be in my twenties again for just a few days. Back to a time when just shifting positions didn't require just getting the "right leverage" so a joint or a muscle wouldn't get set off into an ache or a spasm.

Some things grow sweeter as you get older and some things don't :( . Don't get me wrong, I'm not wanting to close that chapter.....maybe just not read it over and over and over again. ;) .
 
Ross said:
We have a bunch of sexual chickens in this forum. Alot of people reading this thread, but non posting. What's up with that?

I can't believe how many people have posted on this thread already :eek: !
 
8 out of 26 are mine.

You people need to lighten up. If you get any stressed and tighter, your going to explode. I just think it's absolutely comical at how many of you read this thread and don't post. Obviously it's an interesting topic to most of you. :D
 
Ross said:
We have a bunch of sexual chickens in this forum. Alot of people reading this thread, but non posting. What's up with that? :confused:

Don't worry Ross. Like the "Sex After Valve Replacement Sugery" thread from earlier in the year, this topic will post a new record in posts. Just give it time.

Back to topic, I'm printing this article and taping it to my wife's pillow.. :p
 
Rush20 said:
Back to topic, I'm printing this article and taping it to my wife's pillow.. :p

Put a rose by it, that may help. ;)

Oh yes.... 45 and 50. 19 years of heart troubles in a 23 year marriage, but I think I've "held up" inspite of it. :rolleyes:
 
Johnny, didn't you make that same ten foot pole statement in the last sex thread?

Have y'all ever noticed in those viagra (and other brands) ads everybody is jumping around and old people are having pillow fights for fun and everyone is giggly and funny and overly happy? Does it really work like that? They must not have it here in my town because I never see that here.
 
Honest Ross I'm not chicken.
I just couldn't remember what sex was. :rolleyes:
I had to look it up in my dictionary, and then some faint memories started to come back.
And to think my heart could have been stronger if only...........! :D
Of course if my wife reads this it really will become just a memory. :eek:
 
hensylee said:
...doctors now believe sex is as legitimate a form of exercise as a game of squash or a long run...

I've been saying this for YEARS!!!!

....and you don't have to spend a fortune on gym fees and sports equipment! :D ;)

A : )
 
Bryan B said:
Why talk about something you ain't getting?

:mad: :D

^^ What he said ^^

Arg. Arg. Arg. I have yet to get it. Well, I did have a gf for 10 months...and we did everything short of, uh, "all the way". So, in a way, I have I guess...but that's been over 2 freekin' years.

And I'm not getting any younger.

But, no, I'm not bitter. Not at all.

*sighs*

And, why did this thread have to start just after I get back home from a family reunion in which I was the only one without a significant other?

*grumbles*

Yes, I am better....I _know_ I don't need a gf. But, damn. Irony rocks....

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Oh NO !!!

Oh NO !!!

Good Grief - There were 332 VIEWS on this post !!! Well so much for my little 'secret' !!!
 
hehehe

hehehe

Hey, just so I don't look like the 'only' pervert on this board - anybody else want to share a 'secret' ??? Please don't be 'shy' - unlike me !!! Talk about it - get it out in the open - you'll feel better.... :)

Runner
Marilyn, Dick and Judy

Hey, I'm getting ready for my next road race - tomorrow night - DARE road race - they have lots of good looking police officers in uniforms !!! Last time I did this race - a cop on a motorcycle drove up alongside me as I was running.. stayed there for awhile toooo. He must of liked the view !! :D
 
Another Medical Update Or Discovery!!!!

Another Medical Update Or Discovery!!!!

Medical Benefits Of Breast Watching

This came from the New England Journal of Medicine, so men take heart, and ladies - don't look at us like we're scum when you catch us. We're only doing it for our health.

Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work- out" declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.

Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients - half of whom were instructed to look at busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so. The study revealed that after five years, the chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby.

"There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier."

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four or five years."

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Thanks Ross :)

Thanks Ross :)

Well, you can't argue with the New England Journal of Medicine. These guys know their medicine.. Far be it from me to keep a guy alive.. I never look back at them like their scum - Noooo sireeee I smile.. :D I know a compliment when I see one. Its when they 'don't' look..

Sooo, when I'm checking over the men - I wonder if I will live longer - or shorter? They never do any studies on women..

Probably cause once the men figure out THE RULES - we change THEM..
 
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