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Ross said:
Medical Benefits Of Breast Watching

"There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthier."

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four or five years."

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The study should have gone on to say that this activity could prove fatal in certain circumstances. :eek: Deffinately depends on who the man is married to....... :D
 
There's the complimentary gaze, and then there's feeding at the trough...

Ten minutes is a looong time in real life. Most people - men included - get creeped out after less than a minute. Even when the staree is in love with the starer. Is the healthful effect cumulative in small doses throughout the day?

There is some charm to the surreptitious glance, and the embarrassed smile when caught. At least there is a connotation that there is not an intent to offend, just an acknowledgement of a male ritual of appreciation gone slightly awry.

About once a year I am so astonished by the view that insects fly freely in and out of my slackened jaw. I'm not proud of that, but I know it happens.

For those ladies who say we men shouldn't be looking at all: malarkey. You know we look, and many of you dress accordingly. It's not optional for us. Nor is it cultural training. I work hard to keep my gaze at eye level at work. However, as soon as I leave the building and let up on my concentration, my gaze returns to its wont, unattended.

There is little as ludicrous and shallow as a woman who claims that she should be able to wear her blouse open to the navel, without men being be rude enough to stare. That is tantamount to me saying that I should be allowed to carry a shotgun into a bank, because I really don't intend to use it.

Fortunately, I am old enough to know that what I am looking at is just gloss. In fact, I am far more attracted to a woman with some miles on her. There is something very sexy about a whole person, with wit and warmth, and the experience to know what things are really important in life. To capture the attentions of such a wily and knowing creature is far more fascinating and fulfilling than chasing after any disembodied pairs of legs or breasts that float by.

Voyez les femmes!
 
Looking

Looking

I always told my husband he could look at the menu but he could/would not order. :D
 
"In fact, I am far more attracted to a woman with some miles on her. There is something very sexy about a whole person, with wit and warmth, and the experience to know what things are really important in life. To capture the attentions of such a wily and knowing creature is far more fascinating and fulfilling than chasing after any disembodied pair of legs or breasts that float by."

Oh Bob,
You're just trying to charm all the older women on this forum - and it worked!! :)
 
Oh, to be in my 20s again...

Oh, to be in my 20s again...

I'm with Betty -- I'd like to be in my 20s again -- like when I was so skinny my hips were the only thing keeping my cutoffs on my body...
When I could wear a barely-there halter top -- no incision on my chest back then! ...
When I was single and ... well, 'nuff said.
 
Sex

Sex

Just reading these posts gave me a chuckle. Some years ago I was having some trouble with flashes and signs of the big"M" and went to the Gynie. He sat me down and talked to me about sex. He said that if I kept my husband happy with a lot of sex, then I would feel better. He said a happier husband is easier to live with and then I would not feel so cranky. I thought he was very out of line and I didn't go back. I had the "CURE" may times and still had to have the valve replaced so figure that out. I guess it could considered an aerobic excercise,
 
Birky said:
Just reading these posts gave me a chuckle. Some years ago I was having some trouble with flashes and signs of the big"M" and went to the Gynie. He sat me down and talked to me about sex. He said that if I kept my husband happy with a lot of sex, then I would feel better. He said a happier husband is easier to live with and then I would not feel so cranky. I thought he was very out of line and I didn't go back. I had the "CURE" may times and still had to have the valve replaced so figure that out. I guess it could considered an aerobic excercise,

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I would have asked him if he would tell my husband how to keep me happy if I brought him in to see him.

Seriously, a doctor with that type of attitude would most likely be inclined to dismiss a woman's complaints about her health. Was he wearing an animal skin and carrying a club!
 
tobagotwo said:
Fortunately, I am old enough to know that what I am looking at is just gloss. In fact, I am far more attracted to a woman with some miles on her. There is something very sexy about a whole person, with wit and warmth, and the experience to know what things are really important in life. To capture the attentions of such a wily and knowing creature is far more fascinating and fulfilling than chasing after any disembodied pair of legs or breasts that float by.

Voyez les femmes!


Bob, you smooth talker you! Fortunately for me, I have a husband with the same opinion.
 
Karlynn

Karlynn

He was wearing a turban and needless to say, I did not go back to him. Looking at men's butts would probably be in the same category as looking at the girls on women. If my husband didn't look then I would think that something is wrong with him.
 
Ross, where's the article that tells what we fair sex are going to benefit from? I sometimes find my eyes wandering and gazing.........

Today I was able to contact my April 'date' to make sure he lived through the hurricane and how he's coming along after his knee replacement (that he had after I left) and after our conversation :p :D ;) I lost another 7 years - that made me 15 for about a whole hour!
 
Bryan B said:
Well now we're getting somewhere...right Ross? Cort? Somebody? :D

*raises eyebrow*

Yes.

*pauses*

But...but...but....

*sighs*

I think it's about time I get to touch again, don't you think? ;)
 
After 43 years of marriage I'm glad my husband loves me just the way I am. A little overweight, 1 1/2 ****s because I had breast cancer in one, numerous surgery scars, in fact I really look like Zoro had a good time with me. LOL It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep and is in the eyes of the beholder.
 
tobagotwo said:
There is little as ludicrous and shallow as a woman who claims that she should be able to wear her blouse open to the navel, without men being be rude enough to stare. That is tantamount to me saying that I should be allowed to carry a shotgun into a bank, because I really don't intend to use it.
Amen to that!! I remember going to an old boyfriends birthday party (..because that's the kind of mature adults we are..) and his new girlfriend - a silliconed waif - telling me my partner hadn't stopped looking at her breasts all night. Hell - I hadn't stopped looking at her breasts all night!!! That's about all there was to her, and yes, she was wearing some scrap of fabric that barely covered her. Surely she got the results she was expecting..... or maybe she was trying to make me jealous..... who knows (or cares).

It's really quite sad though that so many women (..especially when they're younger..) seem to think the only way to attract a man is by flaunting their physical assets. They seem to forget they have other assets which are just as - if not more - attractive (..or maybe they don't :rolleyes: ..). Maybe it's just as well (coincidence??) we come to these realisations about the time our youthful looks start fading on us. ;)

A : )
 
I'm not so much a body man as a brain man. You can be young and have the best body in the world, but if your dumber then a box of rocks, I don't want anything to do with you. I see too much of this stuff going on around me and it's scary.
 
Glenda said:
After 43 years of marriage I'm glad my husband loves me just the way I am. A little overweight, 1 1/2 ****s because I had breast cancer in one, numerous surgery scars, in fact I really look like Zoro had a good time with me. LOL It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep and is in the eyes of the beholder.
Glenda I know the feeling well. I feel like Frankensteins monster with all my cuts. I really do look like I got in a sword fight and lost big time.
 
Ross

Ross

To quote a Coors Light ad...guy #1 "I dated a girl just for her brains", guy #2 "big", guy #3 "beautiful", guy #4 "brains". ;)

Hey, I didn't write the ad, but Coors must know what sells beer. :rolleyes:
 
Well,

I guess it's time for me to chime in here. Ross doesn't like me viewing without posting anything- :rolleyes:

Even though I'm now being called an "old bloke" by the likes of Anna (who doesn't appear to me to have lost any of her youthful charms), I will admit that my head is (occasionally) continuously turned by a (nubile) nibblable young thing. These days it seems its more the cut of the pants than the top that reveals, if you know what I mean.

But whenever I get a chance to actually chat with one of these young women (yes, I do get out socially), I find that we have virtually nothing in common. On the other hand, there are any number of more mature women I meet, who may have lost the initial bloom of youth but are interesting, have professions, have opinions, are well read, etc. and I find that I could chat with them for hours.

So I vote with Bob, even if I haven't expressed it quite as eloquently. But keep the articles coming - they're always good for clipping and leaving where my wife can find them. Starts an interesting conversation every time! :p
 
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