Sex Good For The Heart

[Yaps]

Oh my

Oh my

I cant leave for a day or two at all can I ?

 

[Ross]

I cant leave for a day or two at all can I ?

Now why would you want to do that? You can participate too you know.
According to this study, I'm going to die very soon if this problem isn't rectified soon!

 

[Granbonny]

The Preying Mantis is DEAD

The Preying Mantis is DEAD

The Preying Mantis is dead.. You know what that means? Ross got some... Way to go Ross..The female had sex with you and you lost. she killed and ate you...Bonnie

 

[Yaps]

Lol

Lol

Oh my ..... I cant stop laughing ..lol.

 

[Birky]

sex

sex

Sex doesn't end at 35 it just gets a little different than 25. I am sorry for Ross since he has gotten himself gobbled up by the female. I am glad us humans are a little more civiized. (haha)

 

[Ross]

The Preying Mantis is dead.. You know what that means? Ross got some... Way to go Ross..The female had sex with you and you lost. she killed and ate you...Bonnie

I wish. It hasn't happened despite my best efforts. I'm doomed to die of heart problems as this study suggests. Oh woe is me, I'm so depressed. At this rate, my life expectancy should be over in what, 3 to 6 months?

 

[Bryan B]

Ross,

If it becomes a life or death matter you might have to take matters into your own hands! Sorry, I couldn't resist.

 

[Yaps]

What did

What did

happen to the mantis??? I liked him..

 

[tobagotwo]

Bryan, how do you think they developed the Vulcan Death Grip? Once every ten years is slim pickings indeed.

Now, sex with a praying mantis...would that be insectophilia or buggyality? Insectual intercourse?

Would you meet in a seedy roach motel? Would deviant, S&M insects use Buggy whip? Would "walking stick" be a species, or a result of Viagra use? If a six-legged lover is spurned and then does itself in, would it be suicide, or just insecticide?

It hurts my head. How did we sink this low...?

 

[Birky]

Of course sex,

Of course sex,

I think we all have too much time on our hands or is it our minds keep wandering to the same subject?

 

[scottvant]

not to mention the fact that I had to have a valve replacement despite the "cure".

<laugh> so did a lot of us.

Also, re: what it's equivalent to, exercise-wise for the participants--I'm sure that, as with everything, the level of your own involvement in what's going on makes all the difference...

 

[Granbonny]

Sinking really low

Sinking really low

Like, Scotty said..our involvement in the sex exercise.. Ladies, we can always lay there and say...Hon, the ceiling needs repainted. Bonnie

 

[Mary]

Well bring it on bad girl. I'm ready, are you?

Ok Ross. This is part of the problem. You need to be sweet talking your partner. Don't say, "Bring it on bad girl!"

We're going to send you to remedial relationship class.

Smoochy, smoochy, kiss, kiss (where did I hear that?) is always better received by a female, unless they really are bad girls and want to skip the preliminaries and go straight to the heart of the matter.

 

[hensylee]

Like, Scotty said..our involvement in the sex exercise.. Ladies, we can always lay there and say...Hon, the ceiling needs repainted. Bonnie

Fella once said his wife used to tell him: If I am asleep when you get done, just pull down my night gown.

I once asked hubby if he had checked to see if we had any mail! I was so young and innocent in those days.

 

[bvdr]

Fella once said his wife used to tell him: If I am asleep when you get done, just pull down my night gown.

I once asked hubby if he had checked to see if we had any mail! I was so young and innocent in those days.

Ann, I used to work with a nurse who used to laugh and say all she had to do was to pretend to be asleep when her husband came home. She said he always said he couldn't stand warmed up coffee or waked up sex.

I hadn't checked this thread in a while....it has gotten very interesting!

 

[Guest]

*shakes head*

If ya'll only knew....

*pauses*

At any rate....

*turns to Ross*

You were informed, bro...I just told ya . LOL!

*eyes Mary suspiciously*

Ummm...that's exactly what I'm looking for...more action.... But...well, never mind (part of the if ya'll only knew, so I'll shut the trap now).

*rolls eyes*

So many puns in this thread in the last 24 hours....I can't even touch 'em....LOL .

 

[Mary]

Oh come on, Cort. You don't need to look at me suspiciously I'm only trying to help. . . .you'll feel better if you'll talk about it (or write about it). No one is really reading this thread, so anything you write will be kept private. I'm off to school, so I won't be reading it. I'd NEVER dream of checking when I get home.

Don't be hesitant. . .just unload those feelings.
Get it off your chest before you head west on another road trip.

 

[Ross]

Oh come on, Cort. You don't need to look at me suspiciously I'm only trying to help. . . .you'll feel better if you'll talk about it (or write about it). No one is really reading this thread, so anything you write will be kept private. I'm off to school, so I won't be reading it. I'd NEVER dream of checking when I get home.

Don't be hesitant. . .just unload those feelings.
Get it off your chest before you head west on another road trip.

Mary=Extreme Tease

I think I'm hot for teacher.

 

[M&M]

Ross, I don't quite know how to do the Quote thing - but you said in an earlie post:

I've given this some careful thought overnight and I think I've found the solution. If you started young, say 16, and you had a good love life until your 35, it stands as a reasonable conclusion that your sex life ends at 35! Yeah that's it. Nothing abnormal here at all, it's just the way life is.

HEY EVERYBODY, SEX ENDS AT 35!

Ross, I got married at age 16 had a heart attack right after having sex at age 37.. So, you see sex does not end at 35 !! I proved differently !! I actually got lucky and got a couple more years in...

Hey, guess what ?? I did a 5k cross country road race Wednesday night - I came in with a SECOND PLACE MEDAL for Filly's !!! I got a real nice medal and the next day I dropped it off at my surgeons office and said Thanks Doc - things are going great... Can't wait to do the next one. But I was honest and told the doc I did come in second out of 2 in 'fillys' !! get it - I was second out of 2 - so I don't know if that's exactly bragging rights - but hey I finished a tough course and it felt so good to get out.. Life is GOOD.. Well, its past my bedtime !!!

Good Night..

 

[Guest]

Oh come on, Cort. You don't need to look at me suspiciously I'm only trying to help. . . .you'll feel better if you'll talk about it (or write about it). No one is really reading this thread, so anything you write will be kept private. I'm off to school, so I won't be reading it. I'd NEVER dream of checking when I get home.

Don't be hesitant. . .just unload those feelings.
Get it off your chest before you head west on another road trip.

LOL! Yeah.....right...........

And...no...can't tell what is going on, because I'm not even sure....heh.

*sighs*