hensylee
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Congratulations, Runner, on your race. You came in second, or runner-up, or silver medal winner - whichever you like. Never tell anybody there were two in the race. One of those things they don't need to know.
Sex Good For The Heart
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M&M
Thanks Ann, that's very sweet of you to say. 
I always tend to down play my achievements so my hubby says. But I was never so proud of myself as to get a running medal on August 25th when I only had surgery on May 25th !! 3 MOS.. to the exact day. When they called my 'name' for second place - I just couldn't believe it.. I cried with such joy. I did the same race course just two years ago in only (one) minute more than I had done this year...
I think this new valve is giving me soooo much more 'oxygen'.. I can actually walk, talk and BREATH at the same time !!! Unbelievable... This St. Jude mechanical valve works so much better than my old valve. Walking upstairs somedays I still have some breathing problems - but I think its because my leg muscles are weak - I hope it gets better in time as I get stronger. I just think technology is fantastic.. and I feel so fortunate to be able to do what I do. Its just an awesome feeling. I think my surgeon did a great job and I was very fortunate to have him..
Thanks
Marilyn
I always tend to down play my achievements so my hubby says. But I was never so proud of myself as to get a running medal on August 25th when I only had surgery on May 25th !! 3 MOS.. to the exact day. When they called my 'name' for second place - I just couldn't believe it.. I cried with such joy. I did the same race course just two years ago in only (one) minute more than I had done this year... I think this new valve is giving me soooo much more 'oxygen'.. I can actually walk, talk and BREATH at the same time !!! Unbelievable... This St. Jude mechanical valve works so much better than my old valve. Walking upstairs somedays I still have some breathing problems - but I think its because my leg muscles are weak - I hope it gets better in time as I get stronger. I just think technology is fantastic.. and I feel so fortunate to be able to do what I do. Its just an awesome feeling. I think my surgeon did a great job and I was very fortunate to have him..
Thanks
Marilyn
Starting to get the idea
Starting to get the idea
Any country music fans out there?
Tonight on the Grand Old Opry was the first time I saw this new group.
They are called The Notorious Cherry Bombs.
The group cosists of Vince Gill, Rodney Crowell and band members that once played for people like Elvis and Neil Diamond.
The song they sang tonight broke me up.
It is titled 'It's hard to kiss those lips at night that chew my a** out all day long'.
Maybe I'm beginning to understand.
Starting to get the idea
Any country music fans out there?
Tonight on the Grand Old Opry was the first time I saw this new group.
They are called The Notorious Cherry Bombs.
The group cosists of Vince Gill, Rodney Crowell and band members that once played for people like Elvis and Neil Diamond.
The song they sang tonight broke me up.
It is titled 'It's hard to kiss those lips at night that chew my a** out all day long'.
Maybe I'm beginning to understand.
Ross
Well-known member
Hmm, I think I am too. Does sound about right doesn't it?Rich said:Any country music fans out there?
Tonight on the Grand Old Opry was the first time I saw this new group.
They are called The Notorious Cherry Bombs.
The group cosists of Vince Gill, Rodney Crowell and band members that once played for people like Elvis and Neil Diamond.
The song they sang tonight broke me up.
It is titled 'It's hard to kiss those lips at night that chew my a** out all day long'.
Maybe I'm beginning to understand.
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Nan
Hey Ross, here is another comment.
One word here, already mentioned: CHOCOLATE!!! It is at least equal to, if not better, than sex (in my opinion, of course).
And I come in on the side of the study having been done by men....reason being apparently they did not mention the benefits of sex (or chocolate) for women!
One word here, already mentioned: CHOCOLATE!!! It is at least equal to, if not better, than sex (in my opinion, of course).
And I come in on the side of the study having been done by men....reason being apparently they did not mention the benefits of sex (or chocolate) for women!
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Karlynn
Nan said:
Amen!
But my husband is always offering to combine my love of chocolate with his interests!
Ross
Well-known member
The Sex Fairy... This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. That's why I didn't want to take any chances with this one! I'm not messing with the..................... Sex Fairy!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque buildup.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in Palaiseau. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on. If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't)? Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price. Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days. Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious!
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well being.
6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque buildup.
9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in Palaiseau. It has been sent around the world nine times. Now sex has been sent to you. The "Hot Sex Fairy" will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on. If you don't, then you will never receive good sex again for the rest of your life. You will eventually become celibate, and your genitals will rot and fall off. This is no joke! Send copies to people you think need sex (who doesn't)? Don't send money, as the fate of your genitals has no price. Do not keep this message. This message must leave your e-mail in 96 hours. Please send ten copies and see what happens in four days. Since the copy must tour the world, you must send it. This is true, even if you are not superstitious!
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Mary
I swore I wouldn't post again on this thread, but I can't resisit! Ya'll have a visitor. Get ready Ross.
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Guest
Damn, Ross.
Great way to make someone who is single wish he had a girlfriend....to make some of those benefits last...............and just when I was happy being single........arg.
Great way to make someone who is single wish he had a girlfriend....to make some of those benefits last...............and just when I was happy being single........arg.
hensylee
Well-known member
Ross, I already knew all those things. but I will pass it along to those who don't know.
Ross
Well-known member
Did you give the fairy a map? She ain't been here yet. Fire her!Mary said:I swore I wouldn't post again on this thread, but I can't resisit! Ya'll have a visitor. Get ready Ross.
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Birky
I said it again
I said it again
Please give me the number of the Sex Fairy so I can call for my husband. And, on and on it goes.
I said it again
Please give me the number of the Sex Fairy so I can call for my husband. And, on and on it goes.
Ross
Well-known member
Marcia is this thread bothering you? If you want it to stop, just drop me a pm and I'll make it so.
hensylee
Well-known member
Ross - don't stop, don't stop!
p.s.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderlypopulation with perky ****s and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them!
p.s.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2030, there should be a large elderlypopulation with perky ****s and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them!
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M&M
Why Math is Important !!!
Why Math is Important !!!
Why Math is Taught in School (Written By A Very Wise Man)
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.
I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.
Statistically, females drive half of these.
That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.
According to the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Flip one off? ....... I think not.
Why Math is Important !!!
Why Math is Taught in School (Written By A Very Wise Man)
I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself.
I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
That's 96 miles each day.
Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.
Statistically, females drive half of these.
That's 18,000 women drivers!
In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642.
According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449.
According to the National Institutes of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98.
And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons, and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.
Flip one off? ....... I think not.
hensylee
Well-known member
well, actually, I think this one should go in the new daily advice column - because it's really good advice, guys.
