Since it's so slow in here lately...

[CThrock]

Aaron, It was the price was'nt it????? Now what are we going to do for FUN!!!!

 

[Dina]

Freddie, you are just evil.......good thinking!
the tyre jack will be for back up.

YES use whatever is at hand... you are thinking like a nurse already!!

 

[aussie girl]

Freddie,
a whipper snipper might do away with Karlynn's idea of a complimentary vasectomy

Aaron,
If you insist on supervising we can hold off all pre surgery beer/meds to make sure you stay WIDE awake

Mary

 

[Bonzo Dog]

Aaron, you know pacemaker implantation is a probable consequence of valve surgery. If the need arises, I suggest getting a Jamacia 2163 Bolt installed, far far the most advanced model available now.

 

[Ross]

See Aaron, it's dangerous to be away from the site for more then 12 hours!

 

[Ross]

According to the way my chest muscles and sholders feel, the steering wheel puller isnt nearly traumatic enough, maybe a 5 ton press or a come-a-long on each side.

Hey I like that come along idea! It sounds about dead on right.

 

[Bonzo Dog]

According to the way my chest muscles and sholders feel, the steering wheel puller isnt nearly traumatic enough, maybe a 5 ton press or a come-a-long on each side.

There is talk of reviving The Tug Of War as an Olympic event for London 2012. Maybe the USA team could practise by pulling Aarons chest open?

 

[ejonbry]

If not tug of war, how about 2 of those guys that do the clean and jerk. That could be good if they could hold the chest open for more than about 4 seconds. Don't know if they could get a good grip, would have to use alot of powder.

Eric

 

[Superbob]

Well, Aaron, looks like you've gotten the same treatment as a rookie at an NFL training camp -- grabbed by the veterans and tied to the goalposts. It only means they love ya, man!

 

[Ross]

I got the surgical glue!

 

[hall]

I got the surgical glue!

Good thinking.....guess we do have to put him back together.

 

[Lisa in Katy]

Okay Aaron. Your wish is my command. You can now supervise your own surgery (although with Ross and Bina in charge, I would recommend being completely unaware of your surroundings for several days). I remember reading about this several years ago and went on a hunt. Here's the link.

http://www.drmanik.com/chap13.htm

 

[netmiff]

ooooh, can I do that???? I am sure I have some nice old rusty 4" nails somewhere . . . .

 

[skeptic49]

Aaron,

It's not too late to get one last second opinion!

This surgeon, Dr. Dunkenfield, is highly regarded.

http://www.doctormacro1.info/Images/Fields,%20W.C/Fields,%20W.C.%20(Dentist,%20The)_01.jpg

 

[Ross]

He can't have what he wants for anesthesia, he must use the approved preference:

 

[Cooker]

He can't have what he wants for anesthesia, he must use the approved preference:

Brother I wouldn't even give that stuff to Aaron

 

[Ross]

Brother I wouldn't even give that stuff to Aaron

We must use what his insurance will pay for.

 

[Cooker]

We must use what his insurance will pay for.

I understand ... I might even be able to cover that co-pay

 

[Bina]

Once he passes out drunk we can have our way with him.......smirk, smirk.

 

[marie]

Once he passes out drunk we can have our way with him.......smirk, smirk.

That's what I'm talking about.