Jackie
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I think Aaron has been scared away, Poor guy.
Since it's so slow in here lately...
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Okay, so we got the valve, got the surgery team together...........where's the patient??
I got the valve!!!
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Good Job Cooker.
An external shut off lever. Good thinking!
An external shut off lever. Good thinking!
cp172
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If we must do this it should be done right. First I need Aaron to complete this stack of papers for the hospital and insurance company. Once that is done I will send him his pre surgery invoice for $10,366.18. His insurance will not cover copay, deductable and a lot of disallowed charges.I will also make sure that his surgery is scheduled and rescheduled several times. I think we can get him confused and discombobulated so that the liquor and surgery will be a relief. Whovever elects to handle the surgery can learn the proper techniques on the DIY channel.
We can all split the 98,576.13 that his insurance company pays.
We can all split the 98,576.13 that his insurance company pays.
Holy smokes.....I signed off to have a lie down, have dinner, play some cards, and I come back to 44 posts!!
You ppl are too much. I just love all the plans. AND the date. (Good guess Janie).
BTW, if I am to be Head Nurse, my compensation will be more than my standard $5
You ppl are too much. I just love all the plans. AND the date. (Good guess Janie).
BTW, if I am to be Head Nurse, my compensation will be more than my standard $5
$10.00 plus Baileys Fudge???
aussie girl
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OK so Bina gets $10.00 and the rest of us share $98,566.13.
We will need something to spread the chest cavity a tyre jack should do the job
We will need something to spread the chest cavity a tyre jack should do the job
I was thinking like a steering wheel puller might work
Freddie, you are just evil.......good thinking!
the tyre jack will be for back up.
the tyre jack will be for back up.
ejonbry
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According to the way my chest muscles and sholders feel, the steering wheel puller isnt nearly traumatic enough, maybe a 5 ton press or a come-a-long on each side.
G
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You all are forgetting an important step. He needs to be SHAVED! I'll do it, with hedge trimmers.
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Lisa in Katy
Okay, so Dr. Lecter, Dr. Frankenstein, and Nurse Ratched are ready to go. Tim the Tool Guy has come through with all the necessary equipment. Carl Spackler is williing to do the honors with the hedge trimmer. Cheech & Chong are ready with the anesthesia. But a mysteriously absent patient? Perhaps this is a job for...Charlie's Angels! I'll be Farrah!
A whipper snipper might give a closer shave. Yea think?
Lisa, did forget our Chimp, or should your post read "Tom the Tool Guy"?
Lisa, did forget our Chimp, or should your post read "Tom the Tool Guy"?
OK, "How many VR.com members does it take to change a valve?"
Your answer please....
Your answer please....
HAHAHAHAHAHA Dude, this is the first time I've seen this thread. Absolutely hilarious. Promise me, if you do kidnap me for AVR, don't let Cooker anywhere near the impromptu OR? I don't need any monkey business. Also plenty of pre-beer/meds please. Also the surgeon must have at least memorized a youtube AVR video to do the procedure.
You guys are too sweet. I ain't doin it though. Prolly. Maybe if Pathfinder or a couple other members here became surgeons.
Actually, I was thinking about making a business/service where if you had a major surgery coming up, you could sign waivers and pay professional stealthy people to kidnap you in the middle of the night so you had no choice. It would have to be a random day, and there should be little to no awareness of the kidnapping and pre-surgery. Just keep them drugged right up to surgery. The business would also need damn good attorneys.
Coincidentally, I'm in Chicago right now for my final surgical opinion from Dr. McCar7hy. It's one of those all day things. If he says no, it's absolute. There is no 12th opinion.
I'm getting an MRI/MRA, and yet another surface echo. Apparently he believes the MRI's are more accurate. Damn good thing too, cause I'm never getting another CT scan, ever.
Dude, this is the first time I've seen this thread. Absolutely hilarious. Promise me, if you do kidnap me for AVR, don't let Cooker anywhere near the impromptu OR? I don't need any monkey business. Also plenty of pre-beer/meds please. Also the surgeon must have at least memorized a youtube AVR video to do the procedure.You guys are too sweet. I ain't doin it though. Prolly. Maybe if Pathfinder or a couple other members here became surgeons.
Actually, I was thinking about making a business/service where if you had a major surgery coming up, you could sign waivers and pay professional stealthy people to kidnap you in the middle of the night so you had no choice. It would have to be a random day, and there should be little to no awareness of the kidnapping and pre-surgery. Just keep them drugged right up to surgery. The business would also need damn good attorneys.
Coincidentally, I'm in Chicago right now for my final surgical opinion from Dr. McCar7hy. It's one of those all day things. If he says no, it's absolute. There is no 12th opinion.
I'm getting an MRI/MRA, and yet another surface echo. Apparently he believes the MRI's are more accurate. Damn good thing too, cause I'm never getting another CT scan, ever.
Whats the matter Aaron?? You don't trust our faithful and trustful leader Ross and his knowledgeable staff?
Where are your loyalties?
Where are your loyalties?
It's a control thing.
I can't help it! Tell ya what, you find a way for me to supervise during the whole thing and I'll do it.
