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RobHol said:Top 10 reasons scones are better than sex:
10. You don't have to hide your scone magazines.
9. A scone will never complain, "I have a headache."
8. No one will call you immoral if you pay for a scone.
7. Even if you have over-indulged on the booze, you can still enjoy a scone.
6. A scone doesn't demand jewelry.
5. It is perfectly okay to have a scone you have never met before.
4. A scone will not score your performance.
3. No one will warn that you will go blind if you enjoy a scone by yourself.
2. A scone does not have to have a cigarette afterwards.
1. Always available, always sweet.
Dear Rob,
You've definitely been running with a different crowd of scones than what I have! My experience with scones:
10. Just like everyone else, scones like a little titilation, but they don't rely on visuals . . . . they use their taste buds.
9.Scones aren't the smartest pastries in the glass case. If they thought a headache would stop them from being eaten, they'd complain!
8.You may not be called immoral for paying for a scone, but you will be called a thief if you don't!
7.You're right!
6.Scones don't demand jewelry but they do demand center position on the baking sheet.
5.Eating a scone of unknown origin is just asking for trouble!
4.Scones are evaluated by the baker's performance!
3. Eating too many scones might not cause blindness, but they will cause plumpness!
2.No, scones don't want cigarettes . . . they want cigars!
1.In rural areas, hard to come by, usually stale.
