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Cookers Weigh In---FridayThrow Down 12-14
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I say YES! (even if that's not true)Marguerite53 said:So I have a question. I was so excited that the scale said 179.5 before my shower (and I got off, waited and got back on just to be sure!) that I instead put on my robe, went online and bought myself a little treat I'd been eyeing for just such an occasion. I then took my shower, dried my hair and got back on just to make myself feel like dancing some more. Well.....I then weighed 1.5 pounds MORE!!!
Oh, and don't forget all that water in your hair. It's gotta weigh a ton, right? I've had the same thing happen. It doesn't make sense to me. But Woo Hoo! on making it down to the next tens! That's awesome. All I need is half a pound to do that, but alas I seem to be stuck. Oh, well. It will happen!
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Gnusgal said:
Sigh! Not for all of us...
Gnusgal said:I say YES! (even if that's not true)
Now this explains a lot
cooker said:Gnusgal said:I say YES! (even if that's not true)
Now this explains a lot
Chimp in the hot tub? El Grosso!
RobHol said:cooker said:Chimp in the hot tub? El Grosso!
You would prefer a smelly monkey???
What a wonderful discovery at the local bakery -- containers of miniature cranberry-orange scones! One serving of three scones is 250 calories, but one could partake of just one @ a mere 83 cals. That's less than those 100-calorie snack packs I am relying on so much.
Since we established beyond a reasonable doubt in a previous thread that cranberry-orange scones are "better than sex," what does that make a miniature cranberry-orange scone? Better than, hmmmmmmm, something quick? Rhymes with yippee?
Since we established beyond a reasonable doubt in a previous thread that cranberry-orange scones are "better than sex," what does that make a miniature cranberry-orange scone? Better than, hmmmmmmm, something quick? Rhymes with yippee?
RobHol said:What a wonderful discovery at the local bakery -- containers of miniature cranberry-orange scones! One serving of three scones is 250 calories, but one could partake of just one @ a mere 83 cals. That's less than those 100-calorie snack packs I am relying on so much.
Since we established beyond a reasonable doubt in a previous thread that cranberry-orange scones are "better than sex," what does that make a miniature cranberry-orange scone? Better than, hmmmmmmm, something quick? Rhymes with yippee?
Hmmm?..lets see?.could be hippie, bippie, skippie, sippie??..quickie really does not rhyme and I do not recall that scones were rated over sex, which they are not??IMHO.
But I guess availability would come into play in that rating.
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Hi losers...I keep forgetting to find this thread in its new home ...
I have been eating healthily and still not managing to lose any weight...my scales must be stuck!...although I did manage to lose the water-weight so I dunno how that worked?!
I have lots of reading to do to to catch up on all the gossip from last weeks losers.
You are all doing such a great job, I want to lose some extra poundage too.
...I have been eating healthily and still not managing to lose any weight...my scales must be stuck!...although I did manage to lose the water-weight so I dunno how that worked?!
I have lots of reading to do to to catch up on all the gossip from last weeks losers.
You are all doing such a great job, I want to lose some extra poundage too.
My teacher wife is out for Christmas break, or should I say Christmas bake. Cookies, pies, cakes and confections I'm toast
I'm toast
M
Mary
RobHol said:What a wonderful discovery at the local bakery -- containers of miniature cranberry-orange scones! One serving of three scones is 250 calories, but one could partake of just one @ a mere 83 cals. That's less than those 100-calorie snack packs I am relying on so much.
Since we established beyond a reasonable doubt in a previous thread that cranberry-orange scones are "better than sex," what does that make a miniature cranberry-orange scone? Better than, hmmmmmmm, something quick? Rhymes with yippee?
Let's see . . . . miniature scones = quickie sex . . . . hmmm, sex still wins!
Mary said:Let's see . . . . miniature scones = quickie sex . . . . hmmm, sex still wins!
The "Ref" has spoken
and I support her position
M
Mary
cooker said:The "Ref" has spoken
K
Karlynn
It's either going to have to be the miniature scones or the quickie sex. If the sex isn't quickie - I don't have time right now and can eat the scones on the run!!!!!
Karlynn said:It's either going to have to be the miniature scones or the quickie sex. If the sex isn't quickie - I don't have time right now and can eat the scones on the run!!!!!
Precisely! This is one of the advantages of scones over sex. I am disappointed that the Ref does not recognize this.
cooker said:My teacher wife is out for Christmas break, or should I say Christmas bake. Cookies, pies, cakes and confections
No, you're a lucky man! Would you rather be microwaving a Sara Lee pie for your Christmas feast?
RobHol said:No, you're a lucky man! Would you rather be microwaving a Sara Lee pie for your Christmas feast?
Believe me, I am not complaining!
I am just stating the obvious, I ?am? toast!! And besides, it would be unbelievably rude for me to refuse the culinary delights prepared with such love
M
Mary
RobHol said:Precisely! This is one of the advantages of scones over sex. I am disappointed that the Ref does not recognize this.
I would NEVER eat a scone on the run!
Now THAT would be a travesty!
Superbob's Top 10 List
Superbob's Top 10 List
Top 10 reasons scones are better than sex:
10. You don't have to hide your scone magazines.
9. A scone will never complain, "I have a headache."
8. No one will call you immoral if you pay for a scone.
7. Even if you have over-indulged on the booze, you can still enjoy a scone.
6. A scone doesn't demand jewelry.
5. It is perfectly okay to have a scone you have never met before.
4. A scone will not score your performance.
3. No one will warn that you will go blind if you enjoy a scone by yourself.
2. A scone does not have to have a cigarette afterwards.
1. Always available, always sweet.
Superbob's Top 10 List
Top 10 reasons scones are better than sex:
10. You don't have to hide your scone magazines.
9. A scone will never complain, "I have a headache."
8. No one will call you immoral if you pay for a scone.
7. Even if you have over-indulged on the booze, you can still enjoy a scone.
6. A scone doesn't demand jewelry.
5. It is perfectly okay to have a scone you have never met before.
4. A scone will not score your performance.
3. No one will warn that you will go blind if you enjoy a scone by yourself.
2. A scone does not have to have a cigarette afterwards.
1. Always available, always sweet.
