Sex hijack thread

[Cooker]

That thong would become anal floss real quick.....OMG

I am a floss expert .... been flossing for years

 

[Freddie]

I am a floss expert .... been flossing for years

OMG Way TMI Cooker

 

[Superbob]

OMG -- thongs, anal floss, dexterous chimps --- this is getting way beyond nice wholesome sex --- maybe we should return to politics.

 

[marie]

OMG -- thongs, anal floss, dexterous chimps --- this is getting way beyond nice wholesome sex --- maybe we should return to politics.

Nooooooooo not politics

 

[Bina]

Nooooooooo...........politics causes way too much friction.
Oh, wait a minute. That didn't come out right.

 

[njean]

OMG -- thongs, anal floss, dexterous chimps --- this is getting way beyond nice wholesome sex --- maybe we should return to politics.

I'll tell you what......I was just watching CNN & there's more "stuff" coming out about our candidates! Where will it end!?

 

[Lisa in Katy]

I'll tell you what......I was just watching CNN & there's more "stuff" coming out about our candidates! Where will it end!?

Surely they haven't announced that any of them wear thongs?

 

[njean]

Surely they haven't announced that any of them wear thongs?

LOL!!!

 

[Cooker]

Surely they haven't announced that any of them wear thongs?

Palin ............. .... betcha

 

[njean]

Palin ............. .... betcha

In your wishful thinking, I think!!!

 

[Lisa in Katy]

I don't even want to picture McCain or Biden in one! Ewwwww!

 

[Turkey Hunter]

Palin ............. .... betcha

I would have to agree sir........or at least hope!!

 

[Dina]

I don't even want to picture McCain or Biden in one! Ewwwww!

What about Obama? Even though not made for men , a thong might look
okay on him. Probably better than on me right now

 

[Cooker]

What about Obama? Even though not made for men , a thong might look
okay on him. Probably better than on me right now

I?m with you Dina ?. I?m not exactly Speedo material right now myself ... This time next year maybe

 

[KAJ]

for all of us? I'm at that cusp where I'm fighting the old age label. However with the randiness of some of our members technically eligible for AARP membership, I have hope! (With 50 approaching quickly - I ceremonially burn any AARP mailing I receive.)

AMEN Karlynn! I tear up all mail I recieve from AARP . If I live to be 80 or longer, I will still refuse to become a member.
Karl

 

[lb151]

Ya'll just ain't right (and I say that with affection)

 

[Superbob]

I?m with you Dina ?. I?m not exactly Speedo material right now myself ... This time next year maybe

So if you lose 20 pounds, you are hereby promising the Ref that you will post a picture of yourself in a Speedo.

 

[Cooker]

So if you lose 20 pounds, you are hereby promising the Ref that you will post a picture of yourself in a Speedo.

At this point it would take a 40 pound loss for this to even be considered ... And then I fear my reserved nature would not allow me to make such a promise

 

[Bina]

At this point it would take a 40 pound loss for this to even be considered ... And then I fear my reserved nature would not allow me to make such a promise

Hey, you better throw in a 20 YEAR loss for good measure.

 

[Cooker]

Hey, you better throw in a 20 YEAR loss for good measure.

That really hurt ....