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Wonderful news Ann.....

Wonderful news Ann.....

Here's hoping you can pass on some good practical advice to NC-Cutie in the near future....... ;) ;) ;)
 
Hey Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne!!!!!!!!!

Hey Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne!!!!!!!!!

It's been almost SIX days since you went on that date....who is he, Superman?

Aren't you gonna share some of the spicy bits with the rest of us.....??? ;) ;)

W a i t i n g i n a n t i c i p a t i o n.................Cheers,
 
Billy

Billy

Leave ann alone :D After all, it's been awhile..Darn, John was in Exam room with me today on my 2 year checkup and heard my Cardio say, You look great. Everything is great. :D :D I had told John, it would take a full 2 years to get back into the Sex thing. :D So, I guess, tonight's the night. :p :p And I don't even have a headache. :D Bonnie
 
Don't know about me and you, Janie. :D Still waiting to hear from Ann. Nightgown :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: on..candles lit..and guess where Hubby's at. In basement working on his projects. :p Hate to tell him..but my bedtime is 9 P.M. sharp :p :p :p .. Bonnie..
 
Guess She's not going to get back to us. Must still be busy...

My wife and I waited almost a week, at my wife's insistance. Guess she needed the break.

More likely, she had horrible visions of me splitting open along the "zipper," and various organs sliding out all over the bed. Decidedly not a turn-on. Your loved ones are frequently more concerned about damaging you than you are.

Imagine if you were to become injured. Someone would surely say to your spouse: "You were doing WHAT?!! What kind of an animal ARE you?!! What were you THINKING?!!"

However, as I was being released on day three, I absolutely recall the nurse saying, as part of her litany, "...You may resume sexual relations..."

Obviously, anything involving push-up-type motions is out for a while. Or, for me, lying on my left side. That is hardly an obstacle. Love is grand, this side of the knife.
 
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THIS IS THE FIRST LINK THAT I AM GOING TO PRINT ALL FOR JOANN TO READ!

IMPORTANT MEDICAL INFORMATION!

John for Joann to read!
 
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Way to go John

Way to go John

Let's show these young valvers. that Sex over age 60..is the BEST. No worry about getting knocked up.. :D :D :D Like Pg..and we can sleep in late. :p :p Or do it at Noon. Retirement is the best...Hope our moderator will not bleep my post. :D :D :D :D Bonnie
 
Ross,

Man, you are quick!

I guess those statistics could be expected.
People want to know what valve to put in....
When they can have sex....
Rossman is the bossman...
Small talk is popular.

The universe is in order.
Thanks, Ross.
 
Poor Little Lady

Poor Little Lady

I haven't posted to this tread yet. I've just enjoyed reading everyone else's reply, but I just couldn't pass this up. A friend just sent this to me.

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong.
She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."
I said, "Then why are you crying?"
She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon."
I said, "Well, why are you crying?"
She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite desert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.
I said,"Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
She said, "I can't remember where I live!" LOL :D :D :D
 
Glenda you little devil you. I know your holding back on us. That's alright, there are others doing the samething, but I know whats going on behind the scenes here and you all aren't as angelic as you think. Me neither.
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Well I guess the cat is out of the bag. Who says just because there is snow on the rooftop that there's still not a fire in the furnace! ! :D :D :D

Remember, I've been married for 43 wonderful years. HAPPILY :) :) :) :)
 
Stats on Sex after Surgery

Stats on Sex after Surgery

3,356 Viewing ..but that was 5 minutes ago. :p 178 replies..but that was 5 minutes ago. :p Ran thru all the replies hoping for a larger Male Valver post..but..Hey, Girlfriends, we are running Even, Steven :D with them.. :D :D Was going to kid them about more Male Valvers posting. :D Looks like, I know where we stand, too. :D :D :D Of course, I know we are all bragging. Where are our better-halves. Let them post. :D Bonnie
 
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