Sex After Heart Surgery

[Guest]

That's alright, there are others doing the samething, but I know whats going on behind the scenes here and you all aren't as angelic as you think.

Speak for yeself. I _am_ angelic .

Remember, I have yet to experience some of which you all speak.........

*sighs*

One of these days.....

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[Karlynn]

It seems that we've forgotten one huge part of sex after surgery. Just about every man still breathing will claim that it is "the cure" to anything that ails you.

I cannot say anything about feeling under the weather or my husband will just reply "I've got a cure for that." I finally told him that The Cure failed, because I still had to have my valve replaced. He claims it wasn't administered in a routine fashion. Blah, blah, blah.

 

[hensylee]

WOW

Back to ya soon.................

 

[LoriSue]

GLENDA!!
THAT IS HYSTERICAL!!!!!!
I LOVE IT!!!!!
LoriSue

 

[Granbonny]

Ann

Ann

What was that posting LATE last night You said, WOW. Get back to you later..Hope you have the strength Bonnie

 

[Les]

Mark,
To quote Jeff Foxworthy: "Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts..."

 

[Billy]

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!

I knowit........you've eloped.

 

[tommy]

I love my wife, but can't resist repeating one of my favorite lines from the TV show Cheers.

Norm........"Women, you can't do anything with them.....(pause)......Pass the beer nuts."

 

[Bryan B]

Well this is my first post to this important topic since I'm only 5 weeks out.

I can now climb 2 flights of stairs with ease (and I'm single ).

 

[Granbonny]

Bryan B

Bryan B

Single? Maybe not for long Our little secret. Bonnie

 

[Ross]

Well this is my first post to this important topic since I'm only 5 weeks out.

I can now climb 2 flights of stairs with ease (and I'm single ).

Yeah but you have a built in crutch.

 

[hensylee]

I climbed two flights of stairs last night, too. Maybe three.

 

[Les]

Well, two or three flights equates to two or three "stories" Hmmm?

 

[Karlynn]

Okay Anne -out with it! We want details - that don't have to be bleeped at least. We won't tell anyone!!!!

 

[Birky]

Stairs

Stairs

This post just keeps getting longer and longer. The "thing" is good exercise if done right. I am not going to say anymore.

 

[Abbanabba]

Hmmmm..... I'm having trouble climbing 2 or 3 steps at the moment..!!

....but then why waste energy climbing stairs..?? I'd rather conserve it for the "main event"... heh heh heh

A : )

 

[Johnny Stephens]

This post just keeps getting longer and longer.

Er...[cough]...[snort]..at my age, I'm OK with that.

 

[Birky]

My husband says that this is the best cure for ingrown toenails and any other thing that you could possibly get except pregnancy. I believe all men are on the same wave length or something. I am work and this is really giving me a chuckle.

 

[Granbonny]

First came love.... Then came Marriage.. Then comes Ann with a baby Carriage Bonnie

 

[bvdr]

Ann, I take it the hip is doing a little better?