Back to sex - now that (Unspoken Word) is out.

[Cooker]

Details please!!!
That is my preferred version. I figure if you do not have time to do it right; don't bother until you have the time to please her appropriately.
That should always be the goal fellas......her needs first when it comes to s-e-x

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .... You are so funny

 

[Bina]

Watch it.....banana breath!!

 

[Cooker]

Watch it.....banana breath!!

LOL ...Speaking of bananas .... I always carry a spare

 

[Bina]

Karlynn......peek a boo.......are you lurking and laughing?
Your buddy Cooker seems to need a hand with his extra banana situation>>>>>>

 

[njean]

On a more serious note:

I've never asked my cardio if my DH & I could have SEX; I've always been kind of embarassed asking him that. (but then, here I am posting this to millions of viewers!!!! ) But I assumed that we can depending on how I feel. They did say that I could not participate in any "streneous" activity other than walking, so.........

Anyway, I've noticed that when I have an orgasm, I get sharp twinges, I best describe them as little lightning jolts right underneath my left breast. Do you think I should mention this to my cardio or let it go since I haven't died yet!!!

 

[Cooker]

On a more serious note:

I've never asked my cardio if my DH & I could have SEX; I've always been kind of embarassed asking him that. (but then, here I am posting this to millions of viewers!!!! ) But I assumed that we can depending on how I feel. They did say that I could not participate in any "streneous" activity other than walking, so.........

Anyway, I've noticed that when I have an orgasm, I get sharp twinges, I best describe them as little lightning jolts right underneath my left breast. Do you think I should mention this to my cardio or let it go since I haven't died yet!!!

Norma .... sounds like a perk to me .... And on a serious note I assume they assume people have sex and if there was problem I would think they would say so or at least say be careful .... mine said neither.

 

[Karlynn]

Karlynn......peek a boo.......are you lurking and laughing?
Your buddy Cooker seems to need a hand with his extra banana situation>>>>>>

I don't go near bananas - too many carbs ..... wait - is the the Weight Loss Throw-down thread?????

I don't recall how long it took to get "back in the saddle". But I was feeling very crummy prior to my MVR, so it's not like we were having to put a complete halt due to surgery. 17 years later - I'm still telling Glenn that it's too soon after surgery.

 

[kfay]

LOL ...Speaking of bananas .... I always carry a spare

Speaking of bananas, my husband and I once went to a bar in the red light district of Amsterdam called the "Banana Bar"...just let your imagination run about what we saw and you wouldn't even come close!

Kim

 

[Mary]

It's a totally different situation when it's the woman who has had the surgery.......those "near death" orgasms used to be great, but now I'm too skeered.
(sorry if this is TMI)

Bina, you're not going to die . . . I would have been dead a long time ago if that were the case.
Norma, I would mention lightning bolts.

 

[Ross]

Sheesh stay away all day and ya'll run amok on sex.

I seem to remember something about it. Back in the old days, when mating 5 and 6 times a day was the thing to do, it was great. Can't say that I know what your talking about anymore. I've reclaimed virginity and only have memories of what used to be.

Now I keep trying to lure females to play, but most think they're too old or just not sexy or they're die hard members of the She Woman Man Haters Club. I can't seem to catch a break.

For inquirying minds: I have no basement to have rompuses in, but if I look around, I might be able to find some of the old material that once brought joy to this place.

 

[Bina]

Yes, Ross. While you have been at the spa all day, we have been frisky, frisky, frisky. HA HA

 

[Cooker]

Sheesh stay away all day and ya'll run amok on sex.

I seem to remember something about it. Back in the old days, when mating 5 and 6 times a day was the thing to do, it was great. Can't say that I know what your talking about anymore. I've reclaimed virginity and only have memories of what used to be.

Now I keep trying to lure females to play, but most think they're too old or just not sexy or they're die hard members of the She Woman Man Haters Club. I can't seem to catch a break.

For inquirying minds: I have no basement to have rompuses in, but if I look around, I might be able to find some of the old material that once brought joy to this place.

Funny you should mention such things ?. Sir may I have a moment of your time? ? Thank you very much ?. I represent the Acme Pleasure Toy Company ?. This month you can take advantage of the Series 980021 Fambo-Delux Orgasmo Toy Kit ? On sale this month for three easy payments of $19.99 ?. Order now and you and your partner (or solo if you prefer) will be on your way to may hours of adult fun ? Sorry no returns if carton has been opened??

 

[Bina]

With Christmas around the corner......I will take sex, I mean six, of those toy kits please.
Just tell the UPS dude that it's for "Bina".

 

[Ross]

Funny you should mention such things …. Sir may I have a moment of your time? … Thank you very much …. I represent the Acme Pleasure Toy Company …. This month you can take advantage of the Series 980021 Fambo-Delux Orgasmo Toy Kit … On sale this month for three easy payments of $19.99 …. Order now and you and your partner (or solo if you prefer) will be on your way to may hours of adult fun … Sorry no returns if carton has been opened……

Umm last I checked, advertising without Owners express permission was a bannable offense. NO NOT BANANA, Bannable.

 

[Cooker]

Umm last I checked, advertising without Owners express permission was a bannable offense. NO NOT BANANA, Bannable.

Ok Buster .... last time I try and help you out
psst ... dropped yours at UPS this afternoon

 

[zipper2]

If this consists of any prize curtains and theres a bed involved

i will pick curtain #3 i have such a bad headache right now

i will just lay down and rest without SEX

enough for the price is right show or maybe it's door prizes

still i'll pick door #3 if not curtains #3


zipper2 (DEB)

 

[Cooker]

If this consists of any prize curtains and theres a bed involved

i will pick curtain #3 i have such a bad headache right now

i will just lay down and rest without SEX

enough for the price is right show or maybe it's door prizes

still i'll pick door #3 if not curtains #3


zipper2 (DEB)

Deb ... you got a headache and you still want a prize?

 

[hensylee]

Sheesh stay away all day and ya'll run amok on sex.

I seem to remember something about it. Back in the old days, when mating 5 and 6 times a day was the thing to do, it was great. Can't say that I know what your talking about anymore. I've reclaimed virginity and only have memories of what used to be.

Now I keep trying to lure females to play, but most think they're too old or just not sexy or they're die hard members of the She Woman Man Haters Club. I can't seem to catch a break.

For inquirying minds: I have no basement to have rompuses in, but if I look around, I might be able to find some of the old material that once brought joy to this place.

I, too was off yesterday all day and look what y'all have gone and done without us!! yea.

Norma, the French already call it 'the little death', you know.

Ross, I am in my 8th virginity now and this one is no doubt the last unless I can find some old man who is still UP to it! I believe they have all died by now, however. Keepin the eyes open.....

Y'all younguns just keep on frolicking. Just tell me 'n Ross about it so we don't forget altogether.

 

[njean]

Sheesh stay away all day and ya'll run amok on sex.

I seem to remember something about it. Back in the old days, when mating 5 and 6 times a day was the thing to do, it was great. Can't say that I know what your talking about anymore. I've reclaimed virginity and only have memories of what used to be.

Now I keep trying to lure females to play, but most think they're too old or just not sexy or they're die hard members of the She Woman Man Haters Club. I can't seem to catch a break.

For inquirying minds: I have no basement to have rompuses in, but if I look around, I might be able to find some of the old material that once brought joy to this place.

Funny Ross, but that's what my DH says! And he's still waitin on a "Blue Moon".

 

[Duff Man]

Details please!!!
That is my preferred version. I figure if you do not have time to do it right; don't bother until you have the time to please her appropriately.
That should always be the goal fellas......her needs first when it comes to s-e-x

I look at it more like a race to the finish..