Timmy, ice packs, heat, time and patience. Bruises do no harm and everyone gets one occasionally. If someone comments on your bruising, just tell them you're on coumadin or have fun with it and say you and your wife (or significant other) had a bit too much more fun a couple nights ago and you've got the bruises to show for it.
By this point I assume all have healed up but the point is still relevant.
Don't worry about the cosmetic factors and worry more about the risks to health.
Best wishes, Linda