What The Heck Is Going On!!!!

[gadgetman]

Go away for a few days and the place goes to S**T.

To summarize:

First, Cooker updating us on his ?51,000 mile? check-up. Now, he knows that ain?t ?Highway Miles?. Most of them miles have been out mud bogging!!! Then he started BRAGGING about eating Cobbler for breakfast and Mary typing disbelief in his tale. Ma?am, us Southerners don?t lie. We have been known to STRETCH the truth somewhat but we NEVER, NEVER lie. Well, maybe a little WHITE lie---NOPE, NEVER LIE!!! Well, unless it?s about huntin? or fishin?. If we caught all them big fish (especially the ONES THAT GOT AWAY) there wouldn?t be a record book big enough. Some of those old Buck Deer we saw wound up being ?big as a VW? after a few tellings. We probably are guilty a wee bit of stretching the truth about our sexcapades. Growing up on a farm you become envious of some of them farm animals, if you get my drift!!!! Wasn?t no ?wining and dining? for them, no sir reeee!!!!

Then Cooker threatening (or promising?based on his new found hobby) to actually wear a new swim suit at the February Reunion!!! Talk about showing off your scars!!!!!!

Cort grabbing my attention with the ?Helps to have the battery connected? thread. Just knew Cooker had done corrupted that boy. Open it to find he was talking about his CARS again. We gotta work on getting? that boy a girl!!!!!

Ross continuing to complain about lack of sleep and now blaming it on Abe Lincoln and some Ground Hog?????!!!! We all know Ross is addicted to the Keyboard. Maybe we need to find some lullaby link we could force feed Ross!!!!!

Stretch missing in action!!!!! I don?t care what Mary says, I don?t take nothing third hand. Lone Valver where are you?????? Da family wants to know.

Glenda going skinny dipping in her pond, although I ain?t figured out yet how she took her cell phone in with her!!!!! Musta been one of them ?Hey y?all, watch this? moments.

Now the Sheriff is back in town so y?all behave!!!!

May God Bless,

Bubba

 

[Ross]

Well now, you've told us thread history. Lets here about some Gadget history.

 

[gadgetman]

Lets here about some Gadget history.

Oh yeah, that reminds me of the God awful ?GRAMMAR? thread, ?here?, ?hear? !!!!

Now let?s see; In 1947 I was born in an Inn. Now before y?all go gettin? bad ideas about my Mammy, the Inn was serving as a replacement for the town hospital. It had burnt down (or burnt up---y?alls preference) a few months earlier. Can?t go blaming that on me!!!! Don?t recall much of those early years. Was took kickin? and screamin? into my First Grade class and that set me up to just about hate almost every moment of my school ?career?!!! Who needs all that book learnin?????

Oh, wait a minute. Was that too far back in my History????

Recently, I spent Pa?s Day at my daughter's, where I get the respect I deserve (and demand----OOOOPS, is Peggy looking????). Popped on the computer just long enough to keep up with the latest news but didn?t have enough time to provide appropriate responses to those threads. Got up this morning at 4:30 AM (O DARK THIRTY!!!), did my morning drill, sat my butt in the car for a 60 mile drive to work and arrived (not quite bright eyed----don?t know about the bushy tail part) around 6:30 AM. So here (not HEAR) I sit in front of the computer answering your question. That gets us almost to the present.

So there,

Bubba

 

[hensylee]

well, you know when the cat goes away the mice are going to get into trouble, don't you? Thought you snuck off, didn't you? We noticed you were off.........

 

[Guest]

Cort grabbing my attention with the ?Helps to have the battery connected? thread. Just knew Cooker had done corrupted that boy. Open it to find he was talking about his CARS again. We gotta work on getting? that boy a girl!!!!!

Well, d'oh ... what the heck have I been saying for YEARS now?

*shakes head*





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[Mary]

Bubba, let's cut to the chase . . . are you going to the proposed February reunion, to gasp in astonishment/despair, at Cooker's threatened expose?

 

[gadgetman]

Bubba, let's cut to the chase . . . are you going to the proposed February reunion, to gasp in astonishment/despair, at Cooker's threatened expose?

In spite of, or because of (HUUUUM????!!!), Cooker's threat, we will be in Orlando in February.

Let's see, Cooker, Bonnie, Mary, Ross (you better!!!!), Hank, BUBBA!!!!! Dang it, another place in Florida we won't be allowed to visit again. Better make the best of it.

Bubba

 

[Cooker]

In spite of, or because of (HUUUUM????!!!), Cooker's threat, we will be in Orlando in February.

Let's see, Cooker, Bonnie, Mary, Ross (you better!!!!), Hank, BUBBA!!!!! Dang it, another place in Florida we won't be allowed to visit again. Better make the best of it.

Bubba

You bet I will be there!!! I cant wait!!!! I know several places we (Ross) might want to check out Can I bring a date? Is it like Vagas??? Everthing stays there Or do I need to come incognito Maybe a carpool/roadtrip could be in the cards!!! I can be your designated driver Crazy as hell but stone cold sober

 

[Granbonny]

Bubba

Bubba

Ann is coming, too, to Orlando.. BUT..bringing her son as a chaperon I don't think he trusts Mama with the likes of us...OR you and Mary . I was good in Panama City ............B/T/W..who was our designated driver. I cannot remember. Bonnie

 

[gadgetman]

You bet I will be there!!! I cant wait!!!! I know several places we (Ross) might want to check out Can I bring a date? Is it like Vagas??? Everthing stays there Or do I need to come incognito Maybe a carpool/roadtrip could be in the cards!!! I can be your designated driver Crazy as hell but stone cold sober

Heck, any place that keeps a really big mouse for a pet can't be sharing too many secrets!!!!! And CRAZY can sometimes get you in more trouble than the booze!!!!! Well, at least we won't have DUI or DIP (Drunk in Public) tacked on.

Oh yeah, they usually take pictures at these things so you might want to keep track of where that camera is at. Think they should only post them on the member's only section.

As for the date, Pamela Anderson might draw some attention.

May God Bless,

Bubba

 

[gadgetman]

Ann is coming, too, to Orlando.. BUT..bringing her son as a chaperon I don't think he trusts Mama with the likes of us...OR you and Mary . I was good in Panama City ............B/T/W..who was our designated driver. I cannot remember. Bonnie

We should be able to ditch the son after about an hour!!!!!! He won't be able to hang!!!!! After the first HOOTERS, he'll be gone!!!!!

Yeah, you were "good" in Panama City----I think there is a Dollar Store that has our picture and KEEP OUT on the front door now.

Peggy was supposed to be the designated driver...........

See you in Orlando,

Bubba

Heck, I just found out that all your smilies in the QUOTE count against my 10 Smilie Limit!!!!

 

[Cooker]

Heck, any place that keeps a really big mouse for a pet can't be sharing too many secrets!!!!! And CRAZY can sometimes get you in more trouble than the booze!!!!! Well, at least we won't have DUI or DIP (Drunk in Public) tacked on.

Oh yeah, they usually take pictures at these things so you might want to keep track of where that camera is at. Think they should only post them on the member's only section.

As for the date, Pamela Anderson might draw some attention.

May God Bless,

Bubba

Blackmail??? I had not considered this. But I must say I would not be suprised As for my date, I like mine a little warmer

Cookie

 

[Cooker]

Who is bringing the jump box??? I know the hindlick maneuver

 

[Cooker]

Ann is coming, too, to Orlando.. BUT..bringing her son as a chaperon

Chaperon? That's a wind instrument, right?

 

[Cooker]

As for my date, I like mine a little warmer

Cookie

Oops I thought you said Anna Nicole, Pam will work out just fine

 

[Bina]

Actually pamela can be a little frosty.....she is Canadian ya know