hensylee
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we're not warrin, Tom - just funnin and keepin a fun thread goin........ all of it's tongue in cheek.
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Okay, Ann, I'll lighten up. 
Ross
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O.K. everyone time for
hensylee
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Tks, Tom. That being said, here's one for the guys:
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! BEER WILL BE PROVIDED. Online classes
available.
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper
(Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY Losing the remote control to your significant other -
Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place
instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group
discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST Real life testimonial from the one
man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counselors available
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!! BEER WILL BE PROVIDED. Online classes
available.
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE
HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS Step by step guide with slide presentation
TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable discussion
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR Practicing with hamper
(Pictures and graphics)
DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among a panel of experts.
LOSS OF VIRILITY Losing the remote control to your significant other -
Help line and support groups
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS Starting with looking in the right place
instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum
DAY TWO
EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN? Group
discussion and role play
HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST Real life testimonial from the one
man who did
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? Driving simulation
LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER Online class and role playing
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME Individual counselors available
K
Karlynn
Ross said:O.K. everyone time for
Ross, everytime you call for a group hug your hands start to wander. We're not falling for that any more!!!!
Ross
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*Kicks dust on floor and slowly walks away in total frustration*
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Ross
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Well guys, is this chart representing the truth?
M
Mary
Ross,
An accurate chart would show man's attempt to win an argument as a proportional variable to whether he is needing sex or not. If he is in need of sex,and the possibility exists he might be able to have sex, he won't argue.
If he's satiated, he will argue without giving it a second thought.
It's reversed for women.
An accurate chart would show man's attempt to win an argument as a proportional variable to whether he is needing sex or not. If he is in need of sex,and the possibility exists he might be able to have sex, he won't argue.
If he's satiated, he will argue without giving it a second thought.
It's reversed for women.
Ross
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Mary said:
Are you trying to trap me again?
M
Mary
Ross said:
You're arguing dear.
Ross
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Reason why women have two hands.
P
Phyllis
Ross,
I received that picture in email too and there's another one that shows why men have two hands- did you not post it to keep the forum "clean" or did you have another reason!
I received that picture in email too and there's another one that shows why men have two hands- did you not post it to keep the forum "clean" or did you have another reason!
Ross
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I think I know the one your speaking of, it may offend a few.
hensylee
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Ross, if I promise to be offended, will you send it to me via email?
Ross
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WHITE MAN'S PHILOSOPHY!!
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial
pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white
man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth.You've
seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion,
where did the white man go wrong?"
The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and
then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were
running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women
did all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting
and fishing, all night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough
to think he could improve system like that !!
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial
pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white
man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his material wealth.You've
seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion,
where did the white man go wrong?"
The chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and
then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Indians were
running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women
did all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting
and fishing, all night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough
to think he could improve system like that !!
hensylee
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so look where the Indians are now........
