Today's Chuckle

[Karlynn]

This brightened my day.

 

[Yaps]

Omg

Omg

I Love It!!!!!!!May I copy it????

 

[momshell7]

How Very True~~

How Very True~~

Boy oh boy!! That is such a true statement!! I like to think that it is worse since I live in a house of all males!! I keep telling myself that girls would never be this messy. I don't EVER remember being as clueless as my boys and Jeff are.

Thanks for the laugh!

 

[Ross]

I sense a vicious SheBeast attack coming on.

 

[Ross]

Oh so your going to provoke us men to stand up for ourselves now are ya? This could get ugly. Guess I might as well put the warning sign up now and assemble the troops.

 

[Karlynn]

After 24 years of married laundry, I finally put my foot down and told my husband that he might want to start turning his clothes right-side-out, because the way it goes into the laundry is going to be the way it gets folded when it comes out. So far he's twice worn his shirt inside out to work, where someone was nice enough to point out his error!!!!!

 

[tommy]

Looks like some male bashing going on in here. Lady's, stop it (You know how we can get!)

Ross, I'm reporting to duty. What are my orders. Sir?

 

[Johnny Stephens]

*sigh*

 

[Ross]

Looks like some male bashing going on in here. Lady's, stop it (You know how we can get!)

Ross, I'm reporting to duty. What are my orders. Sir?

We'll wait until they get going real good and then I'll let RCB release his nuclear weapons.

 

[ShezaGirlie]

Oh Yeah............

Oh Yeah............

Bring on the nukes...we girls are ready.

 

[hensylee]

Girls, girls, girls, listen up. Did you know that you don't even have to do his laundry?

My ex was so ignorant that the children told me that he put an egg in the microwave in the shell to 'boil' it. Of course, we all know what happened. We were married 30 yrs; I picked up sox, put away stuff, cooked, cleaned, did all the baby/children care, did all the mechanic doings, personally did carpenter work on the house, painted, and he never once changed a diaper for even one of our 3 children.

When my son got married, I told him that his wife worked, too. He was to help and do his half of the house stuff or all of it if needed. He learned to launder, iron, cook to a degree that he/they won't starve and can do nearly everything she can do. All guys should know this stuff and they should do it.

If you keep sending back the laundry right side out, he will never learn. I told my children and husband if it was in the hamper wrong side out, thaT'S how it would be delivered back to them. And they didn't seem to care because they still didn't right side it.

And the war goes on........... and on.........and.........

 

[Ross]

He guys, next time they need tampons, make them get them themselves!

 

[ShezaGirlie]

Uh....

Uh....

Speaking of tampons..

 

[perkicar]

He guys, next time they need tampons, make them get them themselves!

Oh yeah?
hahahahah, we can buy those ourselves. Most men are too embarassed to even go into the department.

 

[Ross]

Perhaps some of you do, but I know alot of you don't!

For all this unnecessary roughness, I'm asking all the guys to from now on and forever more, leave the toilet seats up, deposit plenty of whiskers in the sink, If the toilet paper roll is low when your done, don't replace it, make em go get one. This will be a start. We can continue from here if necessary.

 

[hensylee]

didn't you see the ad on TV. We can plug the leaky boat with tampons. We are all powerful women and we can do anything and everything. And we can glue the toilet seat down, too.

 

[Johnny Stephens]

Read with smiley glasses

Read with smiley glasses

We are all powerful women and we can do anything and everything.

WRONG! Can you belch the alphabet?

And we can glue the toilet seat down, too.

OK, so how do (you/he/they) clean underneath it after it's glued down? 'Cause, it's gonna need it

 

[Karlynn]

Perhaps some of you do, but I know alot of you don't!

For all this unnecessary roughness, I'm asking all the guys to from now on and forever more, leave the toilet seats up, deposit plenty of whiskers in the sink, If the toilet paper roll is low when your done, don't replace it, make em go get one. This will be a start. We can continue from here if necessary.

Going to have to think of better tactics than this, because it's already being done!!!!

 

[Karlynn]

And it must have been another man who pointed it out to him - a woman (a married woman) would have just pointed and laughed!!!!

You're psychic!!! It was another man, both times!!!!

 

[hensylee]

Johnny: no, I can't belch it (that's a guy thing), but I can say it backwards.

Cleaning under the glued down toilet seat - toothbrushes fit there very nicely.