Real Headlines

[Lisa in Katy]

Texas is a big state filled with lots of nice people. There are also a great number of people who make the headlines interesting. I often feel like the Chronicle should be sold beside the National Enquirer. In case you didn't catch these in your local paper.... The comments below the headlines are my own.



1st
Prosecutors: Harris woman shot man during foreplay
The details, according to the woman, are that they were playing something called "Dirty Cowboy" and the gun accidentally went off, fatally shooting the man in the chest.



2nd
Man sentenced for abduction while wearing pink panties
My English teacher would have a fit over this one because it sounds like he could have been wearing the pink panties during the sentencing. He actually wasn't wearing them during the sentencing or the abduction, although he did change into them after getting a woman to his house. Fortunately, the woman was able to get away and he was caught.


Frankly, I wonder what the world has come to when journalists think it's okay to publish such details in the paper.

 

[Cooker]

Texas is a big state filled with lots of nice people. There are also a great number of people who make the headlines interesting. I often feel like the Chronicle should be sold beside the National Enquirer. In case you didn't catch these in your local paper.... The comments below the headlines are my own.



1st
Prosecutors: Harris woman shot man during foreplay
The details, according to the woman, are that they were playing something called "Dirty Cowboy" and the gun accidentally went off, fatally shooting the man in the chest.


2nd
Man sentenced for abduction while wearing pink panties
My English teacher would have a fit over this one because it sounds like he could have been wearing the pink panties during the sentencing. He actually wasn't wearing them during the sentencing or the abduction, although he did change into them after getting a woman to his house. Fortunately, the woman was able to get away and he was caught.


Frankly, I wonder what the world has come to when journalists think it's okay to publish such details in the paper.

She shot first, for a change

 

[debster913]

She shot first, for a change

Well, she sure wasn't shooting blanks.

 

[Bina]

Does Dirty Cowboy involve a loaded gun?

 

[Cooker]

well, she sure wasn't shooting blanks.

LOL ...quick tonight

 

[debster913]

:d:dlol:d:d

What is this? Some kind of chimp code?

 

[Lisa in Katy]

Well, Bina, apparently this version did. There were many comments under the online version of the article, many of which were crude, but funny. One of my favorites was, "Hell hath no fury like a woman spurred."

 

[Bina]

Lisa, post some more of the comments.

 

[Lisa in Katy]

OK, Bina, you asked for it. Here are some of the less crude.

"After years of asking for games like this, my wife suddenlly is dressed up like a saloon girl. What to do...."

"Oh great...my wife's going to see this and we'll NEVER get to play "Freddy vs. Jason".
Thanks a ton, Annie Oakley."

"Darn, I hate it when someone shoots prematurely. Just messy that way."

"Missionary style...try it,you'll like it"

"Next time,put a condom on the gun"

"I can hear it now - - - - honey, you ready for some foreplay? Let's see, gun? Check. Bullet proof vest? Check. OK, we're good to go."

"She might want to stick with the RIDIN' portion of the dirty cowboy game in lieu of the actual gunfight next time....we call it playin' rodeo...LOL"

"..........done killed her pokey? Excuse the pun."



There are also several comments related to something called Dirty Sanchez, which if you don't know what it is, don't look it up!!! I made the mistake of wondering....

 

[Ross]

Ha, it's true! I have finally corrupted the entire world.

 

[Dina]

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1st
Prosecutors: Harris woman shot man during foreplay
The details, according to the woman, are that they were playing something called "Dirty Cowboy" and the gun accidentally went off, fatally shooting the man in the chest.

What I'm wondering is whether she will be charged with manslaughter,
murder 1, or just released..?

 

[Superbob]

LOL, these are hilarious; thanks for posting, Lisa. Besides, this could be the start of a blazin' hot sex thread.

 

[Tbone]

It takes all kinds.

 

[Lisa in Katy]

Today's Headline

Today's Headline

Houston Police Kill Naked Gunman
After seeing this headline, I was glad to see that Ross had been on this morning! Thought he'd finally lost it! Not only was this guy naked, he was ramming his car into various gates and a car at the police station, all the while firing shots. He then got out of his car, threatened six officers, and fired once. Boom! Suicide by cop. My guess is PCP, and that's not primary care physician!

 

[Lisa in Katy]

Ummm....Cooker.....SuperBob?

After being in Minnesota for a few days, I just had a chance to catch up on the news. What is going on with horses in your neck of the woods? You know, since I don't know your real names and have never seen real photos, I'm thinking it could be either of you!

 

[sue943]

Thanks for the giggle.

 

[Lisa in Katy]

There's Just Too Many Weird Things in Houston not to Share

There's Just Too Many Weird Things in Houston not to Share

Headline today:

Obese Houston inmate found with gun after 5 searches

Apparently he weighed 500+ pounds and had it hidden in the folds of his skin. I guess it's good sometimes to be fat!

 

[Karlynn]

Okay - how is it that I didn't see this thread 3 weeks ago. Did someone put Parental Controls on my account?

Dirty Cowboy - gotta love people!

 

[Harrybaby666]

IT Is Crude, but........

IT Is Crude, but........

Frankly, I wonder what the world has come to when journalists think it's okay to publish such details in the paper.

As one article that I read about such journalism and television programs states: "Sensationalism sells". For some reason, journalists and tv producers feel as though everyone in the whole wide world LIKES reading or watching this kind of stuff. Not This kid...some things should just be left to the privacy of one's own home....

 

[Superbob]

Ummm....Cooker.....SuperBob?

After being in Minnesota for a few days, I just had a chance to catch up on the news. What is going on with horses in your neck of the woods? You know, since I don't know your real names and have never seen real photos, I'm thinking it could be either of you!

Then there was the one, Lisa, about a Myrtle Beach man being arrested for concealing meat in his pants. I kid you not:

http://www.thesunnews.com/135/story/1009892.html



As for horses, I guess the guy arrested for having sex with one (same horse on two different occasions actually) just couldn't take "neigh" for an answer.