Real Headlines

[Karlynn]

Then there was the one, Lisa, about a Myrtle Beach man being arrested for concealing meat in his pants. I kid you not:

http://www.thesunnews.com/135/story/1009892.html



As for horses, I guess the guy arrested for having sex with one (same horse on two different occasions actually) just couldn't take "neigh" for an answer.

Oh NO! ROFLMAO!!!

 

[Lisa in Katy]

Hopefully they didn't put them back on the shelf!

 

[njean]

Stories that make you say, "whaa".....

Florida Man Blames Cat for Child Porn:

Jensen Beach - Fla --- Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. The man is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1000 images on his home computer.

The man told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading some music. He said he left the room and found "strange things" on his computer upon his return!

 

[Lisa in Katy]

Yeah, my cat does that keyboard thing too, but never child porn. Guess his is a perv!

 

[Ross]

Stories that make you say, "whaa".....

Florida Man Blames Cat for Porn:

So whats wrong with this one? My cat does it all the time.

 

[Karlynn]

The guy is sub-human - but he is a creative thinker.