Notice to all valvers,
In my upcoming presurgery thread, please refrain from using blatantly unsettling expressions to describe details of my imminent procedure. This includes the overly descriptive verbs crack, pop or split.
It also pertains to the mention of certain food preparation methods, especially those involving crabs or chickens.
Let it be known that this language, when used in the context of open heart surgery, tends to elicit vivid imagery in our already fragile mindset and serves only to further heighten the fight or flight response.
Thank you for your attention and have a nice day.