My wife gave her perspective on my pacing wires, now here's mine.
http://valvereplacement.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif Mine were located approximately one inch to either side of my chest tubes holes (I had three about 3/4 inch apart). The chest tubes were removed about two days post surgery. According to Laura I drummed my feet vigorously, but otherwise didn't move. They didn't really hurt, but more of an invasive feeling 'slithery' movement as they were removed. Not a lot of pain, either, just uncomfortable. Then they taped up the holes and wrapped my pacing wires in tape and covered all with a plastic cover so I could safely shower.
I must have been in my ex science teacher frame of mind (remember their axiom: We are renowned for our pun-ishment and the re-word that follows.
http://valvereplacement.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif) So when a nurse said "The wires will be removed
shortly before
discharge from the hospital." I burst out laughing much to the bewilderment of my wife and the nurse. Of course I was thinking of them being shorted together to discharge them before I left the hospital--hence the humor.
The removal of the wires was my second most traumatic experience during my hospital stay. The first, amazing to most of you no doubt, was the finger pricks for blood sugar levels--I actually would be drenched in sweat in a full anxiety attack when each time for a finger prick approached. I feel so sorry for some of the nurses--they felt so guilty and nervous when it came time for them to check me. Others just learned to live with it.
Of course it was the second to last day, the seventh day, and the discharge nurse (no doubt well-'grounded' in the technique
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very firm tug (remember the drumming of feet from the chest tubes? Think twice as hard pounding!) out came the bluish wire with a glistening bit of heart muscle attached. I then knew what a parachute pack must feel like when someone pulls the rip cord. It certainly felt like the wire was ripping through me on the way out. Yes, sweat beaded up on me, too. Then came the other wire (I think it was some shade of orange). With another even firmer steady tug, my spare chute opened...
http://valvereplacement.com/forums/images/smilies/eek.gif It felt like I was being charged up rather than being discharged--it felt like a painful electric shock accompanied with a grating feeling. This wire, too, came out with its own bit of heart. My heels really pounded the bed that time and I actually lifted my bottom off the bed for a second at the worst part. I actually whimpered a bit, too. Then it was all over. No visible bleeding, no residual pain--except an odd burning sensation inside where the wires had been that lasted about five minutes. My wife said it took 4 hours for me to recover, but I really felt fine much sooner, just obeying the nurse's instructions to lie still for a while. I still have the wires in a zip-lock baggie, and will probably keep them for life.
I have no such sentimental feelings, though, for the lancets used to poke my fingers--good riddance! The discharge nurse offered to let me take home a unused one for a souvenir--I politely declined. In the case of the used lancets--may the fires that had burned that day in the incinerator have roared an extra 1000° hotter for their disposal!
Within less than a week I could not even find the scars for the pacing wires. That couldn't be said for the chest tubes. Their scars are a bit nasty looking even now as I'm slightly allergic to so-called 'dissolving' sutures. They don't dissolve in me, just sit there and cause little keloids to form instead--perhaps over the next few months the sutures will be expelled like the ones for an earlier surgery. Oh well. At least I'm alive to whine about my scars, though.
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Chris