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I guess us SOUTHERN Canada folks are yankees.....I got "22% Dixie. You are a dandy Yankee Doodle" on the first test and "24% Dixie. You are a dandy Yankee Doodle." on the advanced.
 
gadgetman said:
One Hundred Per Cent Dixie on both test, by God!

Mah Paw was "Robert Lee" eff'n thet gives yo' enny idea!

American by birth, Southern by th' grace of God!

Git er Done,

Bubba
:) :p :rolleyes:

:p
Bubba....miten you be strechin the truh a bit????? I dont think Robert himsef wooduv scored a hunred
 
gadgetman said:
One Hundred Per Cent Dixie on both test, by God!

Mah Paw was "Robert Lee" eff'n thet gives yo' enny idea!

American by birth, Southern by th' grace of God!

Git er Done,

Bubba
:) :p :rolleyes:

Gosh, Bubba - you are my brother!
 
Cooker

Cooker

Bubba's correct..I scored a 91% on advanced test..It asked me if General Robert E. lee was my uncle?:D ....................Yall come back..yo hear?:p Bonnie
 
I think Bon would have scored over 100% if'n they asked to name your favorite 'possum recipe.:D
 
Granbonny said:
Bubba's correct..I scored a 91% on advanced test..It asked me if General Robert E. lee was my uncle?:D ....................Yall come back..yo hear?:p Bonnie

Bonnie,

Judging from the scores I will concede that you Georgia folks are a tad redder on the neck than us South Carolinians. The is a compliment by the way:D :cool: :D
 
cooker said:
:p
Bubba....miten you be strechin the truh a bit?????

Southerners nevah, nevah strech th' truth on account o' its boun' t'snap back. Wal, almost nevah.:rolleyes: Uh, fine, mebbe sometimes.:( Uh, only until we git caught.:eek: Earl made me does it! :p

It was an OPEN BOOK TEST by th' way. An' mah paw's fust name WAS Robert an' middle name Lee!! :p :p

Bubba :)
 
cooker said:
Bonnie,

Judging from the scores I will concede that you Georgia folks are a tad redder on the neck than us South Carolinians. The is a compliment by the way:D :cool: :D

Thets right. Mebbe we got redder necks down hyar cuz we doesn't use thet sissy sun screen stuff, unless yo' count thet red clay dest an' sweat mix. 'Cept when we hoof it to th' "BEACH"!

Bubba :)
 
Plus, Bubba's Great -Auntie, Margaret Mitchell...wrote Gone with The Wind (oops, did I give your last name away?):eek: ..sorry, Bubba.....Also, Mama named me after Bonnie Blue Butler...Rhett's daughter...:p Lucky she didn't go with Scarlett.:D then I would have been known as Granscar..:p :eek: Bonnie
 
Granbonny said:
Plus, Bubba's Great -Auntie, Margaret Mitchell...wrote Gone with The Wind (oops, did I give your last name away?):eek: ..sorry, Bubba.....Also, Mama named me after Bonnie Blue Butler...Rhett's daughter...:p Lucky she didn't go with Scarlett.:D then I would have been known as Granscar..:p :eek: Bonnie
Granscar..........that is excellent......:D
 
Hi,

Well, I guess my 30 years of growing up and living Boston still shows through.

"25% Dixie. You are a dandy Yankee Doodle".

Still have my accent as well! Although, now being tanted with a bit of German accent. hmmm... What's up with that?

Rob
 
I am 47% Dixie :( . I am disappointed. I wanted it to be lower. Even though I have lived in the south my entire adult life, I still cherish my Yankee roots :D :D :D .

Karl
 
KAJ said:
I am 47% Dixie :( . I am disappointed. I wanted it to be lower. Even though I have lived in the south my entire adult life, I still cherish my Yankee roots :D :D :D .

Karl

You want to be lower!!??!?! Sir, come in out of the heat!!!! I fear you have fried your brain:eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Cooker,

What brain? It was fried years ago by this southern heat :D . I still miss real change of seasons :D :D :D .
Karl
 
North Of The Mason Dixon Line? This Is For You

North Of The Mason Dixon Line? This Is For You

If you are from the northern states and planning on visiting or moving to the South,
there are a few things you should know that will help you adapt to the difference in lifestyles:

a. The North has coffee houses, The South has Waffle Houses.

b. The North has dating services, The South has family reunions.

c. The North has switchblade knives, The South has Lee Press-on Nails.

d. The North has double last names, The South has double first names.

e. The North has Ted Kennedy, The South has Jesse Helms.

f. The North has Indy car races, The South has stock car races.

g. The North has Cream of Wheat, The South has grits.

h. The North has green salads, The South has collard greens.

i. The North has lobsters, The South has crawdads.

j. The North has the rust belt, The South has the Bible Belt.

k. Don't be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the same store
....do not buy food at this store.

l. Remember, "y'all" is singular, "all y'all" is plural, and "all y'all's is plural possessive.

m. Get used to hearing "You ain't from round here, are ya?"

n. Save all manner of bacon grease in an old coffee can.You will be instructed later on how to use it.

o. Don't be worried at not understanding what people are saying. They can't understand you either.

p. The first Southern statement to creep into a transplanted Northerner's vocabulary is the
adjective "big'ol," as in "big'ol" truck or "big'ol" boy. Most Northerners begin their
Southern-influenced dialect this way. All of them are in denial about it.

q. The proper pronunciations you learned in school are no longer proper.

r. Be advised that "He needed killin" is a valid defense here.

s. If you hear a Southerner exclaim, "Hey, y'all, watch this," you should stay out
of the way. These are likely to be the last words he'll ever say.

t. If there is the prediction of the slightest chance of even the smallest accumulation of snow,
your presence is required at the local grocery store. It doesn't matter whether you need anything or
not. You just have to go there.

u. And if they say a big ole hurricane is heading to your town, go directly to the grocery store
and buy all manner of canned goods, especially Spam and Vienna (pronounced Vy - Enna) Sausages,
cause they'll go quick.

v. Do not be surprised to find that 10-year-olds own their own shotguns,
they are proficient marksmen, and their mammas taught them how to aim.

w. In the South, we have found that the best way to grow a lush green lawn
is to pour gravel on it and call it a driveway.

x. AND REMEMBER: If you do settle in the South and bear children, don't think
we will accept them as Southerners. After all, if the cat had kittens in the
oven, we wouldn't call 'em biscuits.

Have a good day! Send this to four people that ain't kin to ya, and I reckon
your life will turn into a country music song 'fore you know it.

Your kin folks would get a kick out of it also!


'Bout that bacon grease...I'll get back to y'all on that one...

 

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