Doctor Says I'm Fat

[Eva]

When you are in a queue (line) waiting to order a sausage and bacon baquette plus fries then turn round to see your doctor (GP) standing right behind you it really brings on the guilt trip especially when you are supposed to be losing weight! When I told him that he was making me feel guilty he just said "Wait 'til you hear what I order!" - he had the 'full English' which is eggs, bacon, sausages, baked beans, mushrooms, tomatoes, black pudding, fried bread, toast and jam/marmalade and coffee. I like my doctor.

I like my doctors too...they are on the 'plum side' ... they kind of feel bad/guilty when they try to ask me to try to lose weight. My GP is thin but never made me feel bad for my weight and keeps telling me I look fine when I mention it is hard to lose weight!!

 

[Ross]

When you are in a queue (line) waiting to order a sausage and bacon baquette plus fries then turn round to see your doctor (GP) standing right behind you it really brings on the guilt trip especially when you are supposed to be losing weight! When I told him that he was making me feel guilty he just said "Wait 'til you hear what I order!" - he had the 'full English' which is eggs, bacon, sausages, baked beans, mushrooms, tomatoes, black pudding, fried bread, toast and jam/marmalade and coffee. I like my doctor.

I have to laugh. Mine told me what to eat and I looked at him and said, "Yeah right, basically I shouldn't eat anything that you do" He started laughing and said, "I'm not the one with the problem". If you'd of heard his speech you'd of crapped.

 

[netmiff]

...is eggs, bacon, sausages, baked beans, mushrooms, tomatoes, black pudding, fried bread, toast and jam/marmalade and coffee. I like my doctor.

Mushrooms are not bad for you, neither are baked beans - what are they doing on the same plate as the rest of the lineup ??? or can we substitute them for chips (fries) done in good old-fashioned lard ??

 

[netmiff]

He's not fat, he's just to short

This is Garfield's line !! He says "'I'm not overweight, I'm undertall".

I have always loved it, and used it, too.