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DrAllan
Jerry (aka computec)
I?m not sure how old this joke is.
The residents of Heaven are waiting on line at the Celestial cafeteria. Suddenly a tall imposing gentleman (I presume that today to be PC it should be ?person?) cuts into the head of the line, and is rapidly given a tray of food. He then proceeds to sit down at a table by himself.
One of the newly arrived asks an angle ahead of him, ?Who is that??
The angle replies, ?Oh, that?s God, every once in a while he likes to play Doctor?.
I was part-time medical director of a 250 bed hospital for 7 years. Doctors with big egos are dangerous. We all forget something at sometime. These characters do not take the hint when reminded, especially by a patient versus another doctor. My advice is to ask the nurse who hangs the IV pac what is in it. Do not take an answer that says, ?Oh, an antibiotic.? You will need to ask which one it is. If Gentamycin® or garamycin, then issue closed. If not, the question to ask is, ?What gram-negative organisms does it cover?? The answer that you want is, ? E coli, klebsiella, Proteus, and Pseudomonas?.
I?m not sure how old this joke is.
The residents of Heaven are waiting on line at the Celestial cafeteria. Suddenly a tall imposing gentleman (I presume that today to be PC it should be ?person?) cuts into the head of the line, and is rapidly given a tray of food. He then proceeds to sit down at a table by himself.
One of the newly arrived asks an angle ahead of him, ?Who is that??
The angle replies, ?Oh, that?s God, every once in a while he likes to play Doctor?.
I was part-time medical director of a 250 bed hospital for 7 years. Doctors with big egos are dangerous. We all forget something at sometime. These characters do not take the hint when reminded, especially by a patient versus another doctor. My advice is to ask the nurse who hangs the IV pac what is in it. Do not take an answer that says, ?Oh, an antibiotic.? You will need to ask which one it is. If Gentamycin® or garamycin, then issue closed. If not, the question to ask is, ?What gram-negative organisms does it cover?? The answer that you want is, ? E coli, klebsiella, Proteus, and Pseudomonas?.