Cooker's Throwdown Friday III -- 5-14

[Superbob]

Superbob is wondering if The Chimp is enjoying his pack of May mulligans.

Superbob is willing to grant the Kentucky Flash mulligans as well until July 3, when he must weigh in and face his second place finish to the Man of Steel.

 

[Wise]

Superbob is wondering if The Chimp is enjoying his pack of May mulligans.

Superbob is willing to grant the Kentucky Flash mulligans as well until July 3, when he must weigh in and face his second place finish to the Man of Steel.

After having eaten here http://www.hollyhillinn.com/ yesterday, I may need a Mulligan. I had flounder which was oh so good. I had the peanut butter dessert thing too. As far as actually accepting all those Mulligans, I'll have to get back with you on that. ; )

 

[Superbob]

After having eaten here http://www.hollyhillinn.com/ yesterday, I may need a Mulligan. I had flounder which was oh so good. I had the peanut butter dessert thing too. As far as actually accepting all those Mulligans, I'll have to get back with you on that. ; )

Peanut butter desserts! Yes, yes, Superbob endorses those!

SB and Mrs. SB just went to the seafood market and bought fresh flounder, which we will broil for dinner tonight. No peanut butter desserts, though -- the only peanut butter eaten in this house is what SB spoons out from the jar at 3 a.m.

P.S. Superbob also encourages the Kentucky Flash to partake of lots of those fried chicken and fried fish feasts at Holly Hill between now and July 4! ; )

 

[Duffey]

Superbob,

Tsk, tsk.

 

[Superbob]

Superbob,

Tsk, tsk.

May I reminder you, Duffey dear, that we no longer have a "Ref." Superbob is the sole controlling authority. There are no checks and balances. Superbob rules supreme. All must live with the consequences.

 

[Cooker]

Can someone recommend an oral surgeon to wire my mouth shut

 

[Duffey]

May I remind you, Superbob dear, that there are always checks and balances. If Duffey decides to say tsk, tsk, tsk, Duffey will do so. Superbob will live with the consequences.
Tsk, tsk, tsk

 

[Duffey]

Can someone recommend an oral surgeon to wire my mouth shut

To slow your eating, conversation, or something else that needs to be brought under control?

 

[Wise]

Can someone recommend an oral surgeon to wire my mouth shut

Based on the last two days, I need the same recommendation. For me, it would be because of food (just in case I'm asked). ; )

However, today is a new day. I'm starting it out with coffee, the food of champions!

 

[Superbob]

May I remind you, Superbob dear, that there are always checks and balances. If Duffey decides to say tsk, tsk, tsk, Duffey will do so. Superbob will live with the consequences.
Tsk, tsk, tsk

Believing in free speech in keeping with Truth, Justice, and the American Way, Superbob recognizes Duffey's right to say "tsk, tsk, tsk" for no apparent reason at any time.

 

[Duffey]

Believing in free speech in keeping with Truth, Justice, and the American Way, Superbob recognizes Duffey's right to say "tsk, tsk, tsk" for no apparent reason at any time.

Spoken like a true superhero!

In the meantime, Duffey is taking care of a sick 17 month old grandbaby who is sure to help his grandma burn calories.
I've also forsaken jelly on my wheat toast for breakfast--opting instead for mashed banana. I believe this change in behavior will result in a slow decline in my weight. At the very least, I will appear unbelievably attractive to the Chimp!

 

[TXWildflower]

Spoken like a true superhero!

In the meantime, Duffey is taking care of a sick 17 month old grandbaby who is sure to help his grandma burn calories.
I've also forsaken jelly on my wheat toast for breakfast--opting instead for mashed banana. I believe this change in behavior will result in a slow decline in my weight. At the very least, I will appear unbelievably attractive to the Chimp!

Yes, but just how attractive will the Chimp be to Her Highness the Yo Yo queen what with all the wires in his mouth and everything?

Good job on substituting bananas for jelly.... small things do make a difference! Sorry your grandbaby is sick - hope you don't catch it! Of course if it is a stomach bug or something that could actually do you some good in the long run (pun intended! )

 

[Superbob]

Can someone recommend an oral surgeon to wire my mouth shut

And so we never have gotten clarification why The Chimp wants his Chompers wired shut!

 

[Freddie]

Can someone recommend an oral surgeon to wire my mouth shut

To save you Cooker from some unnecessary pain, try drinking a full glass of water before any meal and drink more during your meal. See if that works.

 

[Bina]

Can someone recommend an oral surgeon to wire my mouth shut

Cooker: Here is a fast, easy way to end up with your mouth wired shut for a long while.
Go to a Hockey game during the playoffs, and lean over the boards, directing the following remark to the biggest, baddest player:
"Hey Loser, your wife is a whore."

 

[TXWildflower]

Cooker: Here is a fast, easy way to end up with your mouth wired shut for a long while.
Go to a Hockey game during the playoffs, and lean over the boards, directing the following remark to the biggest, baddest player:
"Hey Loser, your wife is a whore."

Bina you are such a hoot!

 

[Superbob]

This could be a new form of exercise endorsed by Cooker's Throwdown! It requires only one hand (and is educational as well). What say, Mr. Chimp? (Superbob is trying to remember his record from college fraternity days -- don't think he ever managed 8 in 21 seconds. )

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/a...st-draws-competitors-at-chinese-mall/19482255

 

[Bina]

This could be a new form of exercise endorsed by Cooker's Throwdown! It requires only one hand (and is educational as well). What say, Mr. Chimp? (Superbob is trying to remember his record from college fraternity days -- don't think he ever managed 8 in 21 seconds. )

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/a...st-draws-competitors-at-chinese-mall/19482255

8 in 21 seconds....??.....much too slow. We shoulda sent our Chimp over there to show off his specific talent !

 

[Cooker]

8 in 21 seconds....??.....much too slow. We shoulda sent our Chimp over there to show off his specific talent !

in 21 seconds I could have em tied to the bed post with their thongs

 

[Bina]

in 21 seconds I could have em tied to the bed post with their thongs

For some strange reason, I believe you.