RobThatsMe
Well-known member
Cold 'nuff for ya?
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> 60 above:
> New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
> People in New England plant gardens.
>
> 50 above:
> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> People in New England sunbathe.
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> 40 above:
> Italian & English cars won't start.
> People in New England drive with the windows down.
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> 32 above:
> Distilled water freezes.
> Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.
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> 20 above:
> Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
> People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
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> 15 above:
> New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
>
> 0:
> People in Miami all die...
> New Englanders close the windows.
>
> 10 below:
> Californians fly away to Mexico.
> People in New England get out their winter coats.
>
> 25 below:
> Hollywood disintegrates.
> The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
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> 40 below:
> Washington D.C. runs out of hot air.
> People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
>
> 100 below:
> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start the "kah".
>
> 460 below:
> ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
> People in New England start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
>
> 500 below:
> Hell freezes over.
> New England Patriots win the Super Bowl
>
> 60 above:
> New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
> People in New England plant gardens.
>
> 50 above:
> Californians shiver uncontrollably.
> People in New England sunbathe.
>
> 40 above:
> Italian & English cars won't start.
> People in New England drive with the windows down.
>
> 32 above:
> Distilled water freezes.
> Moosehead Lake's water gets thicker.
>
> 20 above:
> Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
> People in New England throw on a flannel shirt.
>
> 15 above:
> New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
> People in New England have the last cookout before it gets cold.
>
> 0:
> People in Miami all die...
> New Englanders close the windows.
>
> 10 below:
> Californians fly away to Mexico.
> People in New England get out their winter coats.
>
> 25 below:
> Hollywood disintegrates.
> The Girl Scouts in New England are selling cookies door to door.
>
> 40 below:
> Washington D.C. runs out of hot air.
> People in New England let the dogs sleep indoors.
>
> 100 below:
> Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
> New Englanders get frustrated because they can't start the "kah".
>
> 460 below:
> ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale).
> People in New England start saying..."Cold 'nuff for ya?"
>
> 500 below:
> Hell freezes over.
> New England Patriots win the Super Bowl