a little humor

[maka]

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.


At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral..... I'm a gynecologist."


That's when the proctologist fainted.

 

[Susan BAV]

We're howling!!!

We're howling!!!

Just read that to my "Mr. W" and we're both howling... Maybe you'll like this one too...?

Three surgeons were discussing their favorite type of patient...

The first one said, "I like operating on librarians because all of their parts are alphabetized."

The second one said, "Well I like operating on mathmeticians because all of their parts are in numerical order."

The third one said, "I prefer operating on lawyers."

"Lawyers," gasped the first two surgeons, "WHY?!?"

"Well, they're spineless, gutless, and heartless... and their heads and butts are interchangeable..."

(whimper,snort)

 

[hensylee]

I love humour first thing in the mornin........... Thanks

 

[kbheart]

Those were great!