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Dennis S

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I am in Minnesota until Sunday. I had decided to do a little shopping, as I was free during the day. I had gone to Marshall's, and had picked a black sweater as a possible purchase.

After picking the sweater, I headed to the "fitting rooms" to try it on. The Marshall's employee in charge of the changing rooms said something to me--but she had a very thick accent, and I didn't understand a word she said. I am pretty patient with those for whom English is a second language, as I am keenly aware of the difficulty of learning another language. I stood there with a friendly smile, trying to comprehend a portion of what she just said. She spoke again, and I thought I understood a couple of words, but still not enough to understand her instructions.

She patiently waited a couple of seconds for my response, and then she got that look you have when everything suddenly falls into place. She smiled broadly, and finally said six words that I understood....."I see--you don't speak English". I just kept smiling and followed her hand directions to the proper room.
 
Dennis:

Maybe you ran into the same person I did years ago in Freeport, Maine.
I wanted to look up a local business in a phone book so I went into a small shop and asked for a phone book.
The employee looked at me very dumbfounded. I repeated the question. Got same response.

So I said, very clearly and slowly, "Do ... you ... have ... a ... tel-e-phone ... di-rec-to-ry?" And put my hand to the side of my phase as though I was using a telephone.

I then got to borrow a phone book...

I'm glad I wasn't looking for "fitting rooms." ;)
 
I enjoyed that so much! Needed the laugh. Enjoyed yours also Marsha. I will pass these on to others who need a laugh. :)
 
new bakery had opened in socorro, was open on sundays for the
after-church crowd. standing in line, noticed the lovely eclairs
in the display case....

hi, i'd like half dozen eclairs, please.

y'all want whut?

eclairs. half a dozen.

haf a dozin whut?

those eclairs on the second shelf.

e-whuts?

(nice lady steps up to the counter and sez...)

he wants summa them chawklit lawwwng thangs. :p
 

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