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  1. Bonzo Dog

    Today is annual check up day for me

    Ross, re. teeth, my jokey reply was going to be, 'emigrate to the UK', however as the one NHS area in an utter shambles is dentistry, stay where you are. At least Annie isn't getting fat. Better to be alive and broke than rich and dead. ;) :)
  2. Bonzo Dog

    Joke time

    You will all know of the much loved, dear old British Bobby. :) In my early years Ladybird reading books were a mainstay of infant school education. We had many in the class, all bringing on our reading skills and informing us of various worthy jobs and professions The Policeman one probably...
  3. Bonzo Dog

    Message from the Founder

    [engages teacher's pet, goody two shoes mode] .................. Yes I read it. I did, I did!! Also looked at the survey. I also PMd the founder for some clarification. Can I collect my $1 now please. :rolleyes: :D :D
  4. Bonzo Dog

    Joke time

    A young boy living on a farm comes down to breakfast. His mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the lad. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his jobs. Well, he's in a childish strop, so as he goes to feed the chickens, he kicks a chicken. He goes to...
  5. Bonzo Dog

    Multiple surgeries

    Two valve replacements and many more pacemakers in the last 16 years. In many ways second time was easier as there was no fear of the unknown. :)
  6. Bonzo Dog

    The Knee-Free Zone

    Bonzo is wondering if Superbob has a sporting past? Why? Knee problems are often rooted in either a professional or serious amateur sporting youth.
  7. Bonzo Dog

    Joke time

    How many words? How many words? How many words? An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a while. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. They went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their...
  8. Bonzo Dog

    Having a bad day and need to vent...

    HIP HIP HURRAY for Laura, well said, I couldn't agree more. :) :) Immodestly he quotes himself from the very recent 'on getting a cold' thread Debster, there will be antibiotics to shift your problem, it may take time but I'm sure you will win the battle.
  9. Bonzo Dog

    New here kind of a naive veteran

    Ghon, what a wonderful term 'naive veteran'. that really did make me LOL. :D It characterises my state of mind on finding VR.com earlier this year. Been through the surgery mill, quite knowledgeable, but needing to know more. I've had two AVRs, but know little about MVRs. Many on here do. You've...
  10. Bonzo Dog

    I was feeling a little depressed

    Yes Old Clicker, finding others in a worse state than yourself does give a boost. I've had a whole heap of cardiac crap thrown my way and more looming; reading the testimonies of those who've dealt with that and more is lifting. That shouldn't take away your right to whine though. Hey we could...
  11. Bonzo Dog

    when getting a cold

    Please, please, please, people don't be stupid, be informed, be responsible.:) Antibiotics are not the cure all magic bullet for a runny nose and other common cold symptoms, all too readily called 'flu. Decades of slack antibiotic prescribing, much of it done as a placebo to quieten ill...
  12. Bonzo Dog

    Pictures from Mount Rainier National Park

    Impressive landscape you visited there Mark. The downside - you've reminded me winter is on it's way. :p :D
  13. Bonzo Dog

    porcine vs bovine--what tissue valve is a better choice?

    Why are we not considering homograft in these deliberations??
  14. Bonzo Dog

    Hugging benefits fractious chimps

    Awwwww Cooker you big softie :D Full story can be read here
  15. Bonzo Dog

    Doc says, " Its Time". UH O......

    Victor, try to stay mentally strong and focussed on a positive outcome. You do no favours to yourself, your loved ones and the medics, if you enter theatre with your head in a mess. I'm sure you will be fine. :)
  16. Bonzo Dog

    SHARON4495's AVR is Thursday, September 11

    Sharon, draw strength from all the posters on here who've travelled this road. :) ;) You'll be fine. :)
  17. Bonzo Dog

    Geordie97's AVR is Wednesday, Sept. 10

    Same old mantra from me Larry, stay mentally strong, focussed on a positive outcome and I'm sure things will go well. :) Don't forget to message on here post op. ;)
  18. Bonzo Dog

    Doc says, " Its Time". UH O......

    scguy, just get your head in the right place is my advice. :) Focus beyond surgery on a positive outcome when the new energised you comes into play. Looking forward to hearing from you post op. ;) :)
  19. Bonzo Dog

    Purpose of aspirin

    kfay, thank you. These Q's are often a catalyst to discovery of interesting facts. I read 'Today, aspirin is one of the most widely used medications in the world, with an estimated 40,000 metric tons of it being consumed each year.' !!!! Also one of the possible adverse drug reaction is...
  20. Bonzo Dog

    How to Look Good Naked -- scars & all

    Just like us, except we get the lot. ;) Here's me thinking cable piracy was widespread in N America?
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