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pillarpaul
Janie, great additions to the team. Those are perfect - how could I forget Dottie as the team mascot?
Karlynn, Karlynn, Karlynn, I knew it would be a matter of time until someone wanted to get paid!
I'll call your agent all right, I'll call him an ******** (self-censored - don't blame Ross)
Bonny, you're serving players beer? During the game? Let's see, beer and thongs. Yep, we will need Mara's assistance but I'm concerned because she's a PROSECUTING attorney. I know she'd love to nail me for calling her scar the Isthmus of Panama.
Would love to see Billy 'policing the till" but how many times can you count $17.42???
Rain, my dear, at least I got to keep the boa on as it strategically draped over my anatomy.
Gina, "mitral valve people"? Did you see the movie, "The Attack of the Mitral Valve People?" The world was saved by the "good guys", the Aortic People. (wow, we could have a whole valve rivalry going!!!).
Ross, don't let Rain hear this, but isn't "Sharp Rain" an oxymoron?
As for JimL, any minister who drinks Irish Whiskey out of a mug is not terribly likely to save this group!
Paul
Karlynn, Karlynn, Karlynn, I knew it would be a matter of time until someone wanted to get paid!
I'll call your agent all right, I'll call him an ******** (self-censored - don't blame Ross) Bonny, you're serving players beer? During the game? Let's see, beer and thongs. Yep, we will need Mara's assistance but I'm concerned because she's a PROSECUTING attorney. I know she'd love to nail me for calling her scar the Isthmus of Panama.
Would love to see Billy 'policing the till" but how many times can you count $17.42???
Rain, my dear, at least I got to keep the boa on as it strategically draped over my anatomy.
Gina, "mitral valve people"? Did you see the movie, "The Attack of the Mitral Valve People?" The world was saved by the "good guys", the Aortic People. (wow, we could have a whole valve rivalry going!!!).
Ross, don't let Rain hear this, but isn't "Sharp Rain" an oxymoron?
As for JimL, any minister who drinks Irish Whiskey out of a mug is not terribly likely to save this group!
Paul
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LOL!!! This is GREAT!!!
Course, my favorite quote thus far (my apologies to all of the other great notes and thoughts in here):
>ShezaGirlie:
>Cort could be our team Chevy Chauffeur
But, of course...I'm not biased. Goodness, I've enough Monte Carlos to carry us all in .
*straightens in chair*
I could be a good point guard for the men's team, Paul. But...
*breathes in deeply*
I prefer to be the Chevy Chauffeur, and since it does not appear anyone else has been mentioned for this, the team play-by-play announcer. Granted, this is basketball instead of my fav sport (baseball), but my "love" (yes, other than Monte Carlos...lol) is radio broadcasting...and I would be honored to do play-by-play for the VR.com teams....
*sighs*
Whatdya think?
*raises eyebrow*
Do we have an official name for this team yet?
Peace...Always,
Cort S, pig's valve & pacemaker-enhanced 30/swm
[also known as the Professional Wise A$$ League's (PWAL's) Play-By-Play Announcer, particularly for the Chevy City LuMonteCarlos, Chicago Black Sox & Chicago Scrubs on a couple Monte Carlo mailing lists/message boards]
AIM=fc72mc ... YIM=knightfan2691
member & newsletter editor, Faith COB: http://www.faithcob.org
MC's Future: http://www.projectmonte.com/petition/
My MC Family: http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort/
http://www.virtual-carshow.com/monte/CortStevens/Blue87LSCL
RIP: '76=Parents' [my] MC ... '88 MC LS ... '00 "mc" LS
Spotting MCs: http://www.chevyasylum.com/mcspotter/main.html
Course, my favorite quote thus far (my apologies to all of the other great notes and thoughts in here):
>ShezaGirlie:
>Cort could be our team Chevy Chauffeur
But, of course...I'm not biased
. Goodness, I've enough Monte Carlos to carry us all in .*straightens in chair*
I could be a good point guard for the men's team, Paul. But...
*breathes in deeply*
I prefer to be the Chevy Chauffeur, and since it does not appear anyone else has been mentioned for this, the team play-by-play announcer. Granted, this is basketball instead of my fav sport (baseball), but my "love" (yes, other than Monte Carlos...lol) is radio broadcasting...and I would be honored to do play-by-play for the VR.com teams....
*sighs*
Whatdya think?
*raises eyebrow*
Do we have an official name for this team yet?
Peace...Always,
Cort S, pig's valve & pacemaker-enhanced 30/swm
[also known as the Professional Wise A$$ League's (PWAL's) Play-By-Play Announcer, particularly for the Chevy City LuMonteCarlos, Chicago Black Sox & Chicago Scrubs on a couple Monte Carlo mailing lists/message boards]
AIM=fc72mc ... YIM=knightfan2691
member & newsletter editor, Faith COB: http://www.faithcob.org
MC's Future: http://www.projectmonte.com/petition/
My MC Family: http://www.chevyasylum.com/cort/
http://www.virtual-carshow.com/monte/CortStevens/Blue87LSCL
RIP: '76=Parents' [my] MC ... '88 MC LS ... '00 "mc" LS
Spotting MCs: http://www.chevyasylum.com/mcspotter/main.html
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Dueces Wild
Dueces Wild
[sidenote alert]
Isn't this interesting?
"vr.com Women's Basketball! pillarpaul 22 222 11-05-2003 11:32 PM by knightfan2691"
i.e. 22 posts, 222 views
Dueces Wild
[sidenote alert]
Isn't this interesting?
"vr.com Women's Basketball! pillarpaul 22 222 11-05-2003 11:32 PM by knightfan2691"
i.e. 22 posts, 222 views
JimL
Well-known member
I will do my best to do whatever job I am given, no matter how difficult or impossible it might be.
However, I may not be able to do anything in that area, since I won a poker game which I can't even remember playing....
I was inclined instead to join the cheerleaders. Since this is a Women's Basketball team, shouldn't the cheerleaders be male? PP, I'd like to try out for one of those cheerleading positions.
However, I may not be able to do anything in that area, since I won a poker game which I can't even remember playing....
I was inclined instead to join the cheerleaders. Since this is a Women's Basketball team, shouldn't the cheerleaders be male? PP, I'd like to try out for one of those cheerleading positions.
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Georgia
And now, a message from your press agent
And now, a message from your press agent
If Cort's play-by-play, who's color?
And now, a message from your press agent
If Cort's play-by-play, who's color?
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Karlynn
My vote is for Billy. That lovely, lyrical Irish accent - it would add style and class to the game. After all, something will be needed to add the style and class, because we have a cheerleader in a pink boa. (even though he does look stunning!
)Karlynn
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pillarpaul
OK, then that settles it. Billy as color (although his voice may not be so melodic after he kills half a bottle of Irish Whiskey). And, hey, Billy, just what is an MCP (McPillar)?
Cort as chauffer. That's perfect. Your 22/222 was indeed interesting. Wait until it gets to 66/666 for a real treat.
Jim, any Rev who can't remember a game of strip poker - well, I don't know what denomination your church is but you just converted me. See you on Sunday.
See you all at the first practice. Start training now.
Paul
Cort as chauffer. That's perfect. Your 22/222 was indeed interesting. Wait until it gets to 66/666 for a real treat.
Jim, any Rev who can't remember a game of strip poker - well, I don't know what denomination your church is but you just converted me. See you on Sunday.
See you all at the first practice. Start training now.
Paul
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Billy
MCP............?????
MCP............?????
Mister PillarPaul........you, a 'man of the world,' and you don't know what MCP stands for?.........
*Billy now adopts Cort's method of writing*
*Shakes head disbelievingly.....ponders whether to disclose the meaning of the acronym*
Well, this term was used when Mister PillarPaul decided to make his rather abusive remarks to our Honourable Member from Cortez, CO.........Poor Rain!!!!!....OK lemme give you a clue...
M stands for MALE and P stands for something to do with pork and I'm sure you can deduce what the C stands for. It's a pretty universal expression and is certainly as well known as the word 'oxymoron.'
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QUOTE...Ross, don't let Rain hear this, but isn't "Sharp Rain" an oxymoron?
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Never mind Mister PillarPaul, as you said originally it's all in fun - just wanted to answer your question and I hope you accept it in the spirit that it was meant. If you have any problems just have a Bushmills and everything will be OK..........
Cheers,
MCP............?????
Mister PillarPaul........you, a 'man of the world,' and you don't know what MCP stands for?.........
*Billy now adopts Cort's method of writing*
*Shakes head disbelievingly.....ponders whether to disclose the meaning of the acronym*
Well, this term was used when Mister PillarPaul decided to make his rather abusive remarks to our Honourable Member from Cortez, CO.........Poor Rain!!!!!....OK lemme give you a clue...
M stands for MALE and P stands for something to do with pork and I'm sure you can deduce what the C stands for. It's a pretty universal expression and is certainly as well known as the word 'oxymoron.'
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QUOTE...Ross, don't let Rain hear this, but isn't "Sharp Rain" an oxymoron?
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Never mind Mister PillarPaul, as you said originally it's all in fun - just wanted to answer your question and I hope you accept it in the spirit that it was meant. If you have any problems just have a Bushmills and everything will be OK..........
Cheers,
Ross
Well-known member
New universal cure all?
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Shirley
I love all the new avatars. Everyone looks so good!!!
I haven't had much time to get on here lately but I had a bunch of good laughs off this latest thread. Keep 'em coming folks. After all they still say that laughter is the best medicine.
Shirley
I haven't had much time to get on here lately but I had a bunch of good laughs off this latest thread. Keep 'em coming folks. After all they still say that laughter is the best medicine.
Shirley
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Guest
*eyes Billy*
That'll be a royalty fee for using my method of writing, my friend.
*Ponders*
*hears things*
"And now, live from the Nashville Center, VR.COM Sports proudly presents VR.COM Basketball! Bringing you tonight's action are Mr VR.COM Bachelor himself, Cort, and the best-sounding color commentator this side of the big pond, Billy!"
Ahhhh...that sounds great.
What's even better...is that I'm the Chauffer, too!
And, Paul....66/666 would be wonderful!!! LOL!
But, um, don't we need a name for these teams?
That'll be a royalty fee for using my method of writing, my friend
.*Ponders*
*hears things*
"And now, live from the Nashville Center, VR.COM Sports proudly presents VR.COM Basketball! Bringing you tonight's action are Mr VR.COM Bachelor himself, Cort, and the best-sounding color commentator this side of the big pond, Billy!"
Ahhhh...that sounds great
.What's even better...is that I'm the Chauffer, too!
And, Paul....66/666 would be wonderful!!! LOL!
But, um, don't we need a name for these teams?
"Gol-leeeeeeeee" as Gomer Pyle used to say. And here I was thinkin' I was Rain's girlfriend and she only ordered one Hatuey!
You two girls crack me up....!!
You two girls crack me up....!!
Whoa!! Bonnie, girlfriend..... slow down!! lol
Whoa!! Bonnie, girlfriend..... slow down!! lol
Looks like I have enough drinks in front of me for the whole team!! Lets pass ?em around. That Bloody Mary was meant for Paul.... could you send it his way for me? Oh, and send him the tab.... the finger was really meant for him.
Cort, you are just a natural!!
Are we gonna do a poll on the team name?? Any ideas??
Whoa!! Bonnie, girlfriend..... slow down!! lol
Looks like I have enough drinks in front of me for the whole team!!
Lets pass ?em around. That Bloody Mary was meant for Paul.... could you send it his way for me? Oh, and send him the tab.... the finger was really meant for him. Cort, you are just a natural!!
Are we gonna do a poll on the team name?? Any ideas??
MelissaM
Well-known member
How about the HeartThrobs?
"HeartThrobs"
"HeartThrobs"
Uh huh, uh huh, I like it, I like it..............
"HeartThrobs"
Uh huh, uh huh, I like it, I like it..............
weekycat
Well-known member
Sounds good to me Melissa! I've been racking my brain, trying to come up with something... Heart Throbs is perfect!
