vr.com Women's Basketball!

[pillarpaul]

Since I now have had the pleasure of personally meeting a number of female vr.com members, I'm pleased to announce the vr.com Women's Basketball All-Star team:

Center: MelissaM
Height: 6'2" (honest)
Comparable Men's Height: 6'11"
Stats: 8 points per game; 14 rebounds per game

Power Forward: Rain (Hi-Rain)
Height: 6'1" (honest)
Comparable Men's Height: 6'10"
Stats: 12 points per game; 12 rebounds per game

Point Guard: Lorraine (Lo-Rain)
Height: 4'6" (in heels)
Comparable Men's Height: 3'10"
Stats: 15 assists per game:

Shooting Guard: Gina
Stats: 24 points per game; often called the "Michael Jordan of the vr.com Women's Basketabll All-Stars" (no coincidence she's from Chicago); unbelievably sweet shot

Other Forward (that's a technical term): Janie, aka "ShezaGirlie"
All-around best player; does everything well; great defender - really "gets in your face"

Super-sub: Sylvia
Assets: Spark-plug off the bench; always has something nice to say about opponents

Coach: Ross
Known as a slave driver; will spend hours watching videotape and surfing the net

Team Owner: Hank "Million-Dollar" Eyring
Built a fortune in web sites for sick people

Head Cheerleader: Check out the avatar in the upper left-hand corner

(Note: please take all this in the spirit this is offered - FUN!...and boredom on my part).

MISTER PillarPaul

 

[MelissaM]

And who said valvers couldn't exercise?? We've got a whole team going.

Thanks for the entertainment.

 

[LUVMyBirman]

ROFLMAO! Love it! Keep em' coming PillarPaul! For the record...I am 5'10".5 What I find totally interesting.....in that some of us exceed 6'!

Generally...I find it's the mitral people!

 

[Billy]

Hahahahaha

Hahahahaha

Hey Mister PP

Good to see some humour back on the forum - everything was getting veeeeery seeeerious following the re-union.

Thanks for being bored and letting your imagination run wild - we should all do this more often......

.....now, can I be the 'water-boy?' and can I substitute with 'Bushmills?'

 

[Lorraine]

Sorry, can't stop laughing!
Too funny! Come on Water Boy! Bring the Buc... Buc.. Bucket down! Bushmills! Yeah!

One little thing PP (no pun intended) I'm 5', though i do have a sis 4'8". Aks Gina, Cort and Steve, they met her!

Keep em coming. This was funny, funny funny!

 

[Rain]

?Rain made me wear this??

?Rain made me wear this??

lol Paul? ...you promised not to tell!

If you get Melissa, Gina, Lorraine, Sylvia , Janie and I drinking Bushmills like water and give us a basketball I?m sure it?ll be a very memorable game. Especially if you get us a little larger room..... 717 was fun, but you?d be much more impressed if we had better balls and a bigger court.

Can?t say a thing bad about the delivery of Bushmills! Or Dottie's reffing abilities. (arf, arf)

 

[weekycat]

Hey Paul! I'm lovin' that new avatar of yours! I like yours too Rain! I was gonna tell you to put that one up.. the old one just didn't do you justice!

Can I join the team too Paul?.....I'm 5' 8"

Granted, I'm not real athletic.. but as long as it's only cyber basketall.. I can do it!

 

[pillarpaul]

Billy, that's exactly why I did this post. Seems like everyone has been so serious - maybe it's the post-reunion letdown. Sure, bring that "Back Bush" along. The time-outs will be more fun than the game.

Jean, consider yourself on the team. It'll be tough to break into that starting line-up, though. Maybe when Rain passes out from the Bushmill's.

And, Rain, nice avatar. Isn't that the surprise picture Billy took of you in the bathroom?

Ladies, thanks for being good sports (pun intended) and indulging me. Hey, wouldn't Cort make a great point guard on the men's team?

Paul

 

[Ross]

Irfanview has done you justice Paul! Now fix Rain so she doesn't look so out of focus.

 

[pillarpaul]

Quote:

Now fix Rain so she doesn't look so out of focus

Let's see...."Garbage in, garbage out?" Uh oh, I can hear Rain Lady now. "Paul, you meanie!"

Paul

 

[Billy]

Prince PillarPaul.......

Prince PillarPaul.......

Hey Mister PP....you MCP you...........you're being real mean to my friend Rain...you better watch out or she'll tighten that feather thingie round your neck........reeeeeeeal tight.

So what's wrong with Rain's avatar....it's closer to being in focus than Mister PillarPaul's and it wasn't taken in the bathroom....if y'all check the original you will see that it was a shot of Hi-Rain and Lo-Rain and they were both laughing cause they were looking at Mister PillarPaul wearing his feather boa......Soooooo, If it was taken in the bathroom, what was he doing in there with them.....hahaha

The plot thickens......Cheers

 

[Ross]

In it's smaller form from the original it lost some of it's sharpness. We need a Sharp Rain don't we? err um focused.....well you know what I mean!

 

[ShezaGirlie]

I'm just here for the beer....

Seriously, I'm in the process of thinking [that could get dangerous] of team positions for all the Chicago gals...and guys!

Let's see...we could start with Jean -aka Weekycat as our official Team Songwriter and Composer; and then there's Georgia who'd be great as our Official Press Agent; oh yeah -- and Mara as our astute Legal Representative.

Cort could be our team Chevy Chauffeur; Betty -aka bvdr could organize the Bookie Booth and Karlynn would be a great Designer and Model for our new uniforms; Perry would be in charge of Merchandising; Dave -aka fyrfytr will serve as the Team's Official Mr. Rescue;

Bill would police the till; Steve will carry our banner in the Boston Marathon; Robert and Dottie are naturally our Team's Mascots............go Dottie.. And JimL -- well, what can I say, he's gonna keep us all outta hell!

 

[Granbonny]

I've got Game

I've got Game

Can I be the waterboy, beer lady, something? You've got game, Granny..from Big Mama's House. Funny video.. Bonnie

 

[ShezaGirlie]

Right on Bonnie!

As long as you bring that good ol' Cuban Beer....

Let's hear it for our Beer Lady -- Hip, Hip Hatuey!

 

[Karlynn]

Let's get to the really important issue. Just how much money is in this for all of us. Since this is Pillar Paul's idea, it's my assumption that he's funding the salaries for players and staff.

Paul - call my agent please.

Karlynn

 

[Rain]

Strip Poker...

Strip Poker...

Now Paul, if your memory isn?t any better than that.... Jean may have to sub as the Team Cheer Leader!!

I clearly remember Billy snapping that picture after that game of strip poker.... don?t you remember?? All you were left wearing was the BOA!!

Garbage in-garbage out?!! Does this statement remind anyone besides me of an old friend of ours?? Careful PP.. just be reeeeeeeeeeeal careful...

Thank you Jean, girlfriend, for the compliment on my avatar. Thank you, Billy for keeping PP in line. Goodness knows it?s gonna have to be a group effort.

JimLs gonna keep us outta hell?? No doubt in his abilities here.... after all... he did win the poker game!!

 

[Granbonny]

Janie

Janie

That Hatuey I was drinking on Sunday Night chat..made me a Hot- tuey Really great beer. I think the only place you can buy it is in Florida? Maybe, Jim knows? Karlyn..I'll make my money at the game off the bottled water and beer.$3.00 for water..$5.00 for beer. Discounts for players. Bonnie

 

[Karlynn]

It just occured to me how relieved we all should be that Ross wasn't assigned uniform design. It would have been the VR thong. Although, that could be a sure way of getting fans.

Bonnie - what will be the name of the water and beer? And will the beer label have a coumadin warning on it, which we'll all promptly ignore?

Karlynn

 

[fyrfytr]

I must of been busy training for a team rescue because I missed the strip poker game.
JimL, you have your work cut out for ya.
Take Care

Dave
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