Swimming pool and "the scar"

[rckrzy1]

Okay, I'm off on holiday soon aka vacation for you folks over the pond. So you're lounging round the pool, showing off your scar to the rest of the world. What's the best explanation you've ever come up with to explain away the scar when some 8 year old points at you and says "what happened to you?". I was thinking had a fight with a dinosaur, any bright ideas ?

Ade

If a vacation is a holiday what do you call Christmas ?

And I have not been in a public pool since surgery 2 1/2 yrs ago. Don't know why but I guess I'm a bit shy about the scar as mine is quite bumpy.

But you will find me in the fitness center every evening at the hotel.

PS if you look closely at my avatar you will see I do like English Bikes.