Reunion & Valves

[greggo32]

I would like to propose a few good natured contests for the reunion:

1. $100.00 to the person with the best ejection fraction (no jokes on this ladies or gentlemen).

2. $200.00 to the person who had the worst regurgitation (must be judged by competent Las Vegas cardiologist).

3. $100.00 to the person who had the longest time on the heart lung bypass machine

4. $50.00 to the person who can stay in atrial fibrillation the longest.

5. $100.00 to the person who has had the most elaborate hallucinations post anesthesia.

6. $1000.00 to the person who has the highest total dollar amount from medical bills in one year.

7. $200.00 to the peson with the most humiliating experience (must be voted on by a panel of 2 Las Vegas Democrats and 2 Las Vegas Republicans)

8. $25,000.00 to the person who can create a bacteria that can be administered to Osama Bin Laden. This bacteria must cause him to have complete heart failure and die promptly!

I WOULD PERSONALLY LIKE TO THANK HANK FOR SPONSORING THE MONEY FOR OUR CONTESTS.

 

[Rain]

Gregg... you are sooo mean!!

Gregg... you are sooo mean!!

DANG!!

I could make some real money here!! Heck with the slots!

Rain

 

[Hank]

TREASURER

TREASURER

I am also the VR.com treasurer, and I must say that this content cannot be approved due to the lack of petty cash.

 

[Rain]

Like they say.............

Like they say.............

If it sounds to good to be true...........

it probably is.

Rain