Questions you've always wanted to ask.......???

[Bonzo Dog]

Can I please float some of the puzzling things in life?
Please contribute any answers either sensible or silly and feel free ask any other questions.



The old favourite as a starter

Q. Why does toast always fall buttered side down?


Q. Did Adam and Eve have navels and if so how did they get there?


Q. What happens if parents refuse to give their newborn a name?


Q. Why do blondes dye their roots black?

 

[Bina]

Toast will always fall buttered side down....physics.....the buttered side is heavier.

Q: Why are there 12 hot dogs in a pack when the buns come 10 in a pack?

 

[hensylee]

Bina stole my answer! Bina stole my answer!

navels - if Adam had one, then God must have one, too. That 'in the image' thing, you know. So guess who put it there. Now how did God get one?

If parents refuse to give their child a name, they he/she shall become known as Nameless!

Blondes have black roots to start with, the rest is unnatural. Pretty, tho.

Hot dogs - two left over for those on a diet.

next question?

 

[Bina]

Ann is on the ball today!
I thought maybe the 2 extra hot dogs are for the dog.....

 

[Freddie]

No, No No you two.
The extra two hot Dogs are not for the dog but for you when you need a snack or when your getting the other Hot Dogs ready for supper

And Bina.......don't "ewww" you started this question

 

[Cooker]

Bina stole my answer! Bina stole my answer!

BINA ......I told you to keep your eyes on YOUR OWN paper....One more time and I get the paddle out

 

[Bonzo Dog]

Q. I've read about people having 'lifes' (though not on here, obviously). Are they everything they're cracked up to be and do I need one?

 

[Cooker]

Q. I've read about people having 'lifes' (though not on here, obviously). Are they everything they're cracked up to be and do I need one?

LOL
Answer: Yes. But they seem to be hung up in the VR.com vortex.....HELP...I've logged on and I can't log off

 

[Lisa in Katy]

Real answer to third question - When I worked for the prison system, one of my duties was to input prescriptions into the system (and I never made mistakes!). The inmates were known by their numbers and last names, but the system held their birth certificate information. I was amazed at how many of the inmates were legally known as Baby Boy Washington, Baby Boy Smith, etc.

 

[Cooker]

Are you going to eat that?

 

[njean]

Are you going to eat that?

Hey Cooker -- you weren't in Orlando Fl yesterday by any chance??

Saw this, laughed & thought of you!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2008/04/04/meredith.monkey.on.the.loose.wesh

 

[Bina]

BINA ......I told you to keep your eyes on YOUR OWN paper....One more time and I get the paddle out

Okay, I'm here......and I've been bad.....get the paddle out.....sniff, sniff.

 

[Cooker]

Hey Cooker -- you weren't in Orlando Fl yesterday by any chance??

Saw this, laughed & thought of you!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2008/04/04/meredith.monkey.on.the.loose.wesh

I can't watch some video from my work system...I'll check it out when I get home....Always good to be thought about....I hope

 

[Cooker]

Okay, I'm here......and I've been bad.....get the paddle out.....sniff, sniff.

Not so fast...seems like keeping the paddle under lock and key might just be a little more punishment for you

 

[Bina]

Not so fast...seems like keeping the paddle under lock and key might just be a little more punishment for you

Drat, the chimp is smarter than he looks.....

 

[Bonzo Dog]

Not so fast...seems like keeping the paddle under lock and key might just be a little more punishment for you

Drat, the chimp is smarter than he looks.....

Q. Is VR.com a front for a N. American S&M dungeon? (I could emigrate )


Q. Why is bird poo nearly always white?

 

[Cooker]

Drat, the chimp is smarter than he looks.....

Yes he is...

 

[Ross]

I can't watch some video from my work system...I'll check it out when I get home....Always good to be thought about....I hope

You just got owned!

 

[Cooker]

Hey Cooker -- you weren't in Orlando Fl yesterday by any chance??

Saw this, laughed & thought of you!

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2008/04/04/meredith.monkey.on.the.loose.wesh

Norma....God bless you ....you have help us locate our cousin Boaz.....he has been missing for several weeks......He wandered away from the exclusive care center "ShimpShimpSheree" in Ft Lauderdale......He has needed full time care every since the tragic circus accident when he filled in for the guy that gets shot out of the canon ....we begged him not to do it but that's the kind of monk he is....a team player....the folks at the home are thrilled to have him home....he calls the numbers on bingo night .....again, many thanks.

 

[Freddie]

I think we have more than 1 sick monkey here......