In descending order
In descending order
Here's my votes for the things that hurt from most to least:
-when they pull the chest tubes out
-dragging chest tubes around for those first couple of days
-when they move you around to take in-bed X-rays while in intensive care
-any vomiting that you are unfortunate enough to experience
-when they put those big industrial-sized IV's in your wrist and neck
-upper back and neck soreness/stiffness (tolerable, but it hangs around a while)
-sneezes (they hurt, but you get used to them and the pain is shortlived)
-pulling out the external pacemaker wires
-sternum soreness
Really, the only ones that I found really painful are the chest tubes and the Xrays. The rest are more like a temporary discomfort.
I was surprised at the lack of pain overall. The painkillers make everything quite comfortable.
Because I do not like to concentrate on the negative, I would like to mention that in both my ops, I was surprised at how quickly I felt good after surgery. Within two days, the worst is over. Within a week, you permagrin - two weeks after surgery, you start to overdo it and tire yourself out because you feel so good you can do all sorts of things. Your body has a way of shaking it's collective finger at you when you do this.
Don't fret, the pain isn't as bad as you might think.
Kev