Whaaaaat???
Whaaaaat???
Whaddya mean, recruit my little hammy???!!! She would give that meathead a run for his money, that's for sure! All I can say is, Rosso, after all you've been through, to have you knocked off because some frisky kitty wanted a snack, this is MAJORLY unacceptable. See if you can find some sort of casing or tubing like Christina was talking about. Yeah, and, like, like, wrap it in thorns and like, line it with steel, yeah, and like, run a current through it, that'll teach him!! Barring all that, put a bell on the beast, at least maybe that will wake you up before he kills you. Or buy him his own O2 tank???
-J