I'm so fat

[Ross]

I'm so fat. Why am I so fat?

 

[Wise]

Because you're not throwing it down OR throwing it up??

 

[Cooker]

I'm so fat. Why am I so fat?

What the heck are you talking about??? If you are serious join the Throw Down This ain't really the day to worry about the old belly my friend Enjoy the food and Start doing something about it on Friday.

And if you are pulling my chain

 

[Ross]

I can't reach my feet I'm so fat. If I lean too far forward, I fall over. I'm not a Webble anymore.

 

[Bina]

I can't reach my feet I'm so fat. If I lean too far forward, I fall over. I'm not a Webble anymore.

Weebles wobble, but they DON'T fall down.......
And they are SO cute!

 

[temp69]

if you're serious...

if you're serious...

get rid of all high fructose in your diet
it's not that hard
just skip alll the crappy kellog's and other processed foods
if you stop eating that crap
you will lose weight

i'm down to 167 from 203 pre-surgery
well, i went vegetarian for awhile
and it's taken time
but my blood pressure's good because of it

so...just eat regular sugar
and avoid the high fructose corn syrupe

hope this helps!!!

temple

 

[maka]

So There Is More Of You To Love....

 

[Ross]

get rid of all high fructose in your diet
it's not that hard
just skip alll the crappy kellog's and other processed foods
if you stop eating that crap
you will lose weight

i'm down to 167 from 203 pre-surgery
well, i went vegetarian for awhile
and it's taken time
but my blood pressure's good because of it

so...just eat regular sugar
and avoid the high fructose corn syrupe

hope this helps!!!

temple

Oh if only it were that simple. Problem is, I only eat maybe 2 times a day and it's certainly not fructose. Between these damn meds and CHF, I'm making the Michelin man look skinny.

 

[Ross]

So There Is More Of You To Love....

Well, hmmm, let me think on that a while.

 

[aussigal]

They say that sex burns calories

 

[Ross]

They say that sex burns calories

Yeah they do and I'm sure it's true, it just doesn't happen here. Besides, who wants to make love to a little fat guy?

 

[Hank]

Fat or Little?

Fat or Little?

If you are fat - then you aint little..

Which is it??

I am tall and skinny and fat - so quit whining...

 

[Ross]

Short and Fat still seems right to me.

 

[geebee]

Ross, honey, you not fat, you fluffy. I heart fluffy people so come on down to Cincy and we will go dancing and.........

 

[Karlynn]

I think you look handsome and kind and loving and funny... and a little bit naughty! I was originally attracted to my husband for his looks, I've been married to him for 26 years because he makes me laugh, each and every day. He's much "fluffier" than when he was a senior in college, and a buff athlete. But he's more sexy now than he ever was.

You will always be a stud muffin to me!

 

[aussigal]

Rossman we love you just the way you are...real men have a bit extra to cuddle and as a bonus it lets us gals of the hook about our own figures so you guys can enjoy our womanly curves more.

 

[marky]

Ross darling..
this is fat!

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[maka]

Come on Ross...I was feeling sorry for you until I saw your picture,,,,you don't even qualify for an sculpture by Botero.....were you fishing for complliments? ...next time just look up and put your chin up and you are ready for a magazine cover

 

[Superbob]

Ross,

You sly dog, you! Now you've got all the women hot and bothered. You trying to corral all the gals for yourself while Cooker is away?

 

[BDMc]

Michelin

Michelin

Are the best tires!