How Old Are You?

[Cooker]

Well, that's the last time I show you my Tree Rings......

Well, it was getting to be a challenge for a Chimp to count that high

 

[Mary]

I'm 34 but the wifey is 26 so keeping up with her keeps me at 26...can I claim that age?

Mike,
If you can keep up with her, you can claim it!

Happy Birthday, Kathleen. You've also got a birthday thread going elsewhere.

Cooker, pull your abacus out if you need help.

 

[Cooker]

I think we should in some way honor the oldest valver?..Maybe King or Queen of VRland??what do ya think?

 

[Mary]

I think we should in some way honor the oldest valver?..Maybe King or Queen of VRland??what do ya think?

You're talking actual age not valve age?

If so, I think that's a GREAT idea, but will they?

A present could be involved . . .

 

[Lionheart]

Where is the "As Old as Dirt" voting option?

I work with 20 something year olds and that's what they think I am in my 50s.

 

[Cooker]

You're talking actual age not valve age?

If so, I think that's a GREAT idea, but will they?

A present could be involved . . .

Yep...actual age...we could shower them with Depends, Metemucil, PolyGrip....and the paid escort of their choice

 

[Bina]

That just may be a Ford Escort station wagon.......LOL

 

[SHEEPDOG]

Ageless

Ageless

Yea, I wish! I am 43, 44 in Sept. Was gonna hold off on Surg. so I would be sure to make it to 44. Glad I didn't! My 6 year old keeps me young. Went through Police Academy at 41. Heard SOOO many OLD jokes and "want us to get your walker" comments, I can't count them all. Still get that at work too. Darn Punk Kids!!!

 

[Sherry]

44 going on 45 in October. Still feeling fit as a fiddle - most days at least.

 

[rocksoldier]

just turned 44 in june......trish

 

[debster913]

Um...old enough to know better and too young to care?

I'll be 33 in September...and the hubster just turned 35, I mean, 28- again.

 

[dick0236]

Yep...actual age...we could shower them with Depends, Metemucil, PolyGrip....and the paid escort of their choice

If I win I don't need any of the first three prizes and your fourth prize would be way too much trouble. I have two neighbors who could beat me, one is 76 (32 years post surgery) and the other is 78 (2 years post surgery) and we don't live in "old folks home". We live in patio homes where somebody else cuts grass, trimms bushers etc, etc. leaving us plenty of time for golf Fortunately for me they don't spend much time on the computer so they won't be voting.

If I win, just send money

 

[Mary]

If I win I don't need any of the first three prizes and your fourth prize would be way too much trouble. I have two neighbors who could beat me, one is 76 (32 years post surgery) and the other is 78 (2 years post surgery) and we don't live in "old folks home". We live in patio homes where somebody else cuts grass, trimms bushers etc, etc. leaving us plenty of time for golf Fortunately for me they don't spend much time on the computer so they won't be voting.

If I win, just send money

Question is, Dick, will you accept the title King Valver?
I ask because at the present time you're the front runner!

 

[marie]

Where is the "As Old as Dirt" voting option?

I work with 20 something year olds and that's what they think I am in my 50s.

I looked for the "older than dirt" option but didn't find it.

 

[marie]

I guess I'm doing something wrong but now that I've voted I can no longer see the poll results?? Any ideas??

 

[dick0236]

Mary, lets make the title "Valver King"....and then we'll sell the movie rights to Walt Disney and all get rich.

 

[Freddie]

I'm 34

Well I'm not the baby anymore

Oh, was I suppose to vote??? opps

 

[Cooker]

Mary, lets make the title "Valver King"....and then we'll sell the movie rights to Walt Disney and all get rich.

LOL...and we can sure furnish the cast of characters

 

[Rich]

I turned the big 70 just over a week ago.
And I'm nowhere near ready for an old folks home.
I still do anything and everything around our house.
The only downside to getting older is your mind says you can do anything
and your body says b@#*^*#t !!

Rich

 

[netmiff]

hey, roughly speaking, 1/3 of us are 41-50, another third are 51-60, and the third third are something else !

Guess "they" were right when they say that it happens to 40-60 year-olds!