Hospital Costs...a Solution???

[Bob Gleason]

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart
bypass
> surgery.
> > He awakened from the surgery to find himself in
the care of nuns
> at a Catholic hospital.
> > As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions
regarding how he
> was going
> > to pay for services. He was asked if he had health
insurance.
> > He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health
insurance."
> > The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He
replied, "No money
> in the bank." The nun
> > asked, "Do you have a relative who could help
you?" He said,
> "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
> > The nun got a little perturbed and announced
> > loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married
to God."
> > The patient replied, "send the bill to my brother-
in-law."
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