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"Why is it so dead in here lately?"

Ross,

Be carefull. Remember, you are typing to a bunch of "refurbished" hearts here.:D :D

NOW, back to that SEX thread.:rolleyes:

May God Bless,

Danny

PS:

In staying with the original thread---How bout a HOG ON A HOG.
 
I don't see any wings, so I'm thinking that it may be jet propulsion. Except those ears are kind of wing-like.
 
geebee said:
Hey - I know pigs can fly. I live in a city that has flying pig sculptures along the riverfront. The city's unofficial nickname is Porkopolis. I need to get out of this town.:D :rolleyes: :eek:

not far, in Alabama there is a small city that has a big ol boll weevil statue in the city square. Seems one year the boll weevil destroyed the cotton crop so they planted something else (maybe soy beans) and made fortunes. They are so grateful to the boll weevil that they have an annual festival named after it.
 
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.

"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.

"I'll have a beer -- a big one." said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.

"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.

"I'll have another beer, a tall one,? said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any! dessert.


"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.

"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.

"I'll go for another tall one," said the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered beer all evening?"


You're going to LOVE me for this....




The third piggy says -

"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"!
 
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