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[Puts on sociologist hat] .... this thread is akin to aged cred seeking hippy parents telling their their kids they had really a wild past. .........

Eeeeh VR.com in yesteryear, we knew how to get them valves ticking ;););)

Irony aside, 'tis a good thread and shows a joshing camaraderie that would be nice to come again. ;)
 
I've only been around for a little over two years. But, I have to say...
I LOVE YOU MAN.... ALL OF YOU.
So glad I found this forum you people are a HOOT!!!!!!:D
 
Sorry, I'm legally bound to another.

Question is, what are we going to do about Cort?

Ok?. I was not going to address that issue but you started it:p?.. The question quite frankly is this?.Cort, do you need to get loved or laid??.we all know it is not necessarily the same thing?.

?.if it is love you seek?keep looking, it will find you?..if it is the other, pry a few hundred bucks out of your wallet and get a pro??they don?t expect you to call the next day or send flowers???.so I?ve heard:rolleyes:??.I fear you may explode
 
Ok?. I was not going to address that issue but you started it:p?.. The question quite frankly is this?.Cort, do you need to get loved or laid??.we all know it is not necessarily the same thing?.

?.if it is love you seek?keep looking, it will find you?..if it is the other, pry a few hundred bucks out of your wallet and get a pro??they don?t expect you to call the next day or send flowers???.so I?ve heard:rolleyes:??.I fear you may explode

That gentleman is looking for love. He may have to settle for laid for the time being. Of course he has a mouth. He can speak for himself, but thought I'd help out. :D
 
Ok?. I was not going to address that issue but you started it:p?.. The question quite frankly is this?.Cort, do you need to get loved or laid??.we all know it is not necessarily the same thing?.

?.if it is love you seek?keep looking, it will find you?..if it is the other, pry a few hundred bucks out of your wallet and get a pro??they don?t expect you to call the next day or send flowers???.so I?ve heard:rolleyes:??.I fear you may explode


World's oldest profession. :rolleyes: Just pick a practitioner that practices good hygiene (clean sheets etc) and precautions (condoms etc) -- that is important -- so I'm told. ;)
 
I agree with the 3 little pigs....(Cooker, Ross, Bob)....find an expert to start things off. Waiting for "Miss Right" to show up is a gamble nowadays, but I truly believe that there is someone special out there for each of us.
 
World's oldest profession. :rolleyes: Just pick a practitioner that practices good hygiene (clean sheets etc) and precautions (condoms etc) -- that is important -- so I'm told. ;)

In theory, there is nothing wrong with this, but Cort is a true gentleman. I'm sure it's against his moral fiber to do such a thing. Ladies if any of you are single, you need to meet this guy! Honestly, go out with him for coffee or I think he much prefers sweet tea. Get to know him and you'll see what I mean. ;)

Must love cars, specifically Chevy Monte Carlos, like to travel and adventure, enjoy an natural whirl wind in action etc.
 
I say, wait for love . . . or a good friend!

I'm still old fashioned and still proud of it.

Cort, enter this thread with CAUTION. ;)

I?m flabbergasted, I?m stupefied, I?m mortified, deep fried and combed to the side:eek:??Once again my attempt at levity has been misconstrued?..To think that I would actually condone such an activity as solicitation of prostitution?.If I had a tail I would tuck it between my legs in embarrassment, thank God my poor mother is not alive to witness such a misunderstanding of her youngest son:eek:?..Although this Chimp has been known to color outside of the lines from time to time:rolleyes: his deep seeded southern values are still intact?.He still says grace and still say Ma?am?.I'm left speechless....
 
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