Cookers Weigh In---FridayThrow Down 12-7

[Cooker]

Here we go!!!! Tomorrow is the weigh in!!! I hope that I am at least back down to where I was the weigh in before Thanksgiving (fingers crossed).

We have two Fridays after tomorrow (before Christmas) so lets knuckle down "losers"!!!! I suggest that we stay on the Friday schedule. That would put us weighing in the Friday after Christmas, 12-28. Thoughts?

 

[Superbob]

SUPERBOB was out Christmas shopping today and stopped at the coffeehouse thinking he would just get his usual caffeine. But he discovered they had just baked a fresh batch of cranberry-orange scones. Now these are the scones that are so good, so delectable, so perfect that they are the better-than-sex-scones. So SUPERBOB made a decision on the spot that he had been truly super lately, and deserved one. Throw-Down consequences be hanged!

 

[gadgetman]

SUPERBOB cranberry-orange

BERRIES---FRUIT!

Now how much healthier than thet????

Too bad they only sell them by th' DOZEN!

Bubba

 

[Karlynn]

I'm doing some Christmas baking today - Sour Cream Cinnamon Twists. Nuff said.

 

[Mary]

SUPERBOB was out Christmas shopping today and stopped at the coffeehouse thinking he would just get his usual caffeine. But he discovered they had just baked a fresh batch of cranberry-orange scones. Now these are the scones that are so good, so delectable, so perfect that they are the better-than-sex-scones. So SUPERBOB made a decision on the spot that he had been truly super lately, and deserved one. Throw-Down consequences be hanged!

Sorry, SuperBob,
There is no scone (and I love them) that is better than sex.
Therefore, you should have had coffee and sex rather than coffee and better-than-sex scones.
Remember, I'm only trying to help!
And Gadget, put some clothes on for goodness sakes!

 

[Mary]

I'm doing some Christmas baking today - Sour Cream Cinnamon Twists. Nuff said.

Karlynn, my dear, it is your birthday . . . . so you go girl!

 

[Superbob]

Sorry, SuperBob,
There is no scone (and I love them) that is better than sex.
Therefore, you should have had coffee and sex rather than coffee and better-than-sex scones.
Remember, I'm only trying to help!
And Gadget, put some clothes on for goodness sakes!

Well, there was this cute, red-haired barista there...uh, no, now SUPERBOB is straying into the realm of fantasy. Cranberry-orange is the reality. SUPERBOB challenges anyone to taste a freshly baked one and declare that there is anything better. (However, SUPERBOB will concede that sex burns calories while scones add calories.)

 

[gadgetman]

There is no scone (and I love them) that is better than sex.
Therefore, you should have had coffee and sex rather than coffee and better-than-sex scones.

SuperBillyBob,

Soun's t'me like th' REF is suggestin' a noo type of THROW DOWN!

Wonner eff'n yo''d still need t'tip???? Guess it WOULD depend on th' SERVICE!

Bubba

 

[Bina]

Hmmmmm, you people just may have something there.
A StarBucks spin off for coffee and sex.....wonder what we should call it??

 

[Wise]

Well, there was this cute, red-haired barista there...uh, no, now SUPERBOB is straying into the realm of fantasy. Cranberry-orange is the reality. SUPERBOB challenges anyone to taste a freshly baked one and declare that there is anything better. (However, SUPERBOB will concede that sex burns calories while scones add calories.)

SuperBob,

We love the cranberry-orange muffin at Starbuck's. So, I'm sure we'd love cranberry-orange scones. Is this a local coffee shop where you get the scones, or if should I dare ask, is it a chain?

 

[Superbob]

The one today was the Barnes & Noble coffeehouse, which weds Starbucks and The Cheesecake Factory (and a beautiful marriage it is! But I usually go to a local one, Mill Mountain Coffee, where you can cozy up with your coffee and (occasionally) a scone and gaze at the mountains.

 

[Mary]

Gadget's correct!
I'm offering, in the interest of scientific weight loss research, to test my assertion that no scone is as good as sex.
Please send me your best candidate (scone, that is) and I will compare.
Gee, what I put myself through for the sake of this weigh in-throw down!:p

 

[Wise]

The one today was the Barnes & Noble coffeehouse, which weds Starbucks and The Cheesecake Factory (and a beautiful marriage it is! But I usually go to a local one, Mill Mountain Coffee, where you can cozy up with your coffee and (occasionally) a scone and gaze at the mountains.

Barnes & Noble....I knew there was another reason I like that place.

 

[Superbob]

Gadget's correct!
I'm offering, in the interest of scientific weight loss research, to test my assertion that no scone is as good as sex.
Please send me your best candidate (scone, that is) and I will compare.
Gee, what I put myself through for the sake of this weigh in-throw down!:p

To be a fair comparison, these would have to be freshly baked scones.

In the interest of scientific research, one could eat a half-dozen scones of 225 calories apiece (1,350 calories total) and then have sex sufficient to burn 1,350 calories, and then determine which activity provided the most quiet contentment and which exhausted you the most.

(The Chimp is going to be shocked -- SHOCKED -- when he returns from wherever he is this afternoon to find that we have turned his Throw-Down into a sex thread! )

 

[Cooker]

(The Chimp is going to be shocked -- SHOCKED -- when he returns from wherever he is this afternoon to find that we have turned his Throw-Down into a sex thread! )

No comment

 

[Granbonny]

Our REF..Mary..Are you home in Mo?Or staying in one of those motels with the heart -shaped beds..?With the quarter in the back for vibrating? If, so..than you are not qualified to judge..Scones vs Sex.. ..Really thought you would still be in Nashville today.. ..Getting off of SEX it has been really cold this week at my house..No walking..so hope no gain tomorrow. Bonnie

 

[Mary]

Our REF..Mary..Are you home in Mo?Or staying in one of those motels with the heart -shaped beds..?With the quarter in the back for vibrating? If, so..than you are not qualified to judge..Scones vs Sex.. ..Really thought you would still be in Nashville today.. ..Getting off of SEX it has been really cold this week at my house..No walking..so hope no gain tomorrow. Bonnie

We're back home . . . . too pooped to pucker! Or cook! Or email!
Kids coming over tonight and we'll order carryout from Texas Roadhouse.
Gotta watch it; weigh-in tomorrow. Scales do not look good so far, but as Scarlett says, "Tomorrow is another day!"
SuperBob, send me your freshly baked scones!

 

[Cooker]

In the interest of scientific research, one could eat a half-dozen scones of 225 calories apiece (1,350 calories total) and then have sex sufficient to burn 1,350 calories, and then determine which activity provided the most quiet contentment and which exhausted you the most.

I am surprised that no one has figured out that the afore mentioned scones, consumed "with" the afore mentioned activity, preformed at the proper level, would result in a net caloric consumption of zero.......Again the superior simian intellect has prevailed

 

[Cooker]

Oh....I almost forgot......pass the scones please

 

[Superbob]

I am surprised that no one has figured out that the afore mentioned scones, consumed "with" the afore mentioned activity, preformed at the proper level, would result in a net caloric consumption of zero.......Again the superior simian intellect has prevailed

Just be grateful that SUPERBOB has used his magical abilities to reveal to all, even the chimp contingent, the truth and beauty of Scone Power!

Now, on to the scales in the morning!