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Ready to start the aqua therapy, Captain Cooker, and I've already selected my aqua therapist.
Cooker's weigh-in....Friday 25th April....
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Ready to start the aqua therapy, Captain Cooker, and I've already selected my aqua therapist.
Superbob said:Ready to start the aqua therapy, Captain Cooker, and I've already selected my aqua therapist.
You better start with mouth to mouth just in case you fall in the deep end
Well I was not going to post or weigh until Friday 5-3-08, but I needed to know how much damage was done....it is as I thought....the Chimp is approaching the weight of his mountain gorilla cousins ...when I last weighed in (4-18) I was up a pound and back to the 200 lb mark ...I immediately started my vacation eating habits as soon as I stepped off the scale......now 9 days later I am up 11.5 lbs the term Holy S&#t come to mind .....Here's the deal...I'm ok with it......85% of the Amish experience for this simian is food and what an experience I had .....vacations are for deviating from the norm and I was a true deviant ......No regrets from this Chimp...Back on WW plan and looking forward to steady losses until the next vacation (sometime this summer).........if we don't give up we will never suffer defeat
Starting weight........233
Last Week...................200
This week....................211.5
Weekly Change............+11.5
Total Loss......................21.5
Exercise................exhaustive jaw crunches
PS....now I don't want to see any of you being embarrassed to post the slight gains we will have from time to time.....now you can say "well, it's not as bad as what that Chimp did"
...when I last weighed in (4-18) I was up a pound and back to the 200 lb mark ...I immediately started my vacation eating habits as soon as I stepped off the scale......now 9 days later I am up 11.5 lbs the term Holy S&#t come to mind .....Here's the deal...I'm ok with it......85% of the Amish experience for this simian is food and what an experience I had .....vacations are for deviating from the norm and I was a true deviant ......No regrets from this Chimp...Back on WW plan and looking forward to steady losses until the next vacation (sometime this summer).........if we don't give up we will never suffer defeat Starting weight........233
Last Week...................200
This week....................211.5
Weekly Change............+11.5
Total Loss......................21.5
Exercise................exhaustive jaw crunches
PS....now I don't want to see any of you being embarrassed to post the slight gains we will have from time to time.....now you can say "well, it's not as bad as what that Chimp did"
aussigal
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WELCOME HOME Cooker!
The Amish obviously cook some irresistable delights...I think I need pictures 'cos we dont have Amish people or their goodies in Australia....I am almost drooling at the thought of these treats I wonder if Google has any pics of what I am missing out on.
The Amish obviously cook some irresistable delights...I think I need pictures 'cos we dont have Amish people or their goodies in Australia....I am almost drooling at the thought of these treats
I wonder if Google has any pics of what I am missing out on.
My situation calls for drastic measures and drastic measures require coloring out side of the lines.....sorry Ref
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Cooker said:My situation calls for drastic measures and drastic measures require coloring out side of the lines.....sorry Ref
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That is wrong
, in so many ways, that I'm not going to comment further! 
Mary said:That is wrong
Well I can see the Ref is not going to cut me any slack
.....evidently absence does "NOT" make the heart grow fonder
Superbob has used his superpowers to discern that the brand name of those particular prunes might be problematic. Where the heck did you come up with those, chimpboy? ---- uhhhhh, second thought, maybe better not say.
Where the heck did you come up with those, chimpboy? ---- uhhhhh, second thought, maybe better not say.
Superbob said:Superbob has used his superpowers to discern that the brand name of those particular prunes might be problematic.
I realize that I am still tired from my trip?.am I missing something?.....Is the Beaver brand name the problem?....A warm fuzzy critter such as the Beaver should not be objectionable??.wait a minute?..did the Ref?s mind take a detour to the gutter?....If so, I like the way she thinks
I think someone living in the State of Oregon may need to explain this one....
Beavers/plums, I'm not seeing a connection. And us Canucks know beavers!
Beavers/plums, I'm not seeing a connection. And us Canucks know beavers!
Bina said:I think someone living in the State of Oregon may need to explain this one....
Beavers/plums, I'm not seeing a connection. And us Canucks know beavers!
The only thing I can figure is that Oregon is "The Beaver State"....maybe we should designate South Carolina as the "Prune State"
Bina said:
not EVEN going there......
Say What?? The lovely brown, furry beaver is on the back of every Canadian nickel...Cooker said:not EVEN going there......
Bina said:Say What?? The lovely brown, furry beaver is on the back of every Canadian nickel...
How many WW points is Beaver?????
That depends if its fried or not....
Bina said:That depends if its fried or not....
Never fried
...that is a WW no no as far as I am concerned.....It needs to grilled....pink in the middle 
Cooker said:How many WW points is Beaver?????
One point per ounce, so ah guess yo' better go easy.
Course th' addishun of prunes might knock thet "out" by about 2 points an ounce.
Now eff'n yo' warsh thet all down wif a diet R Oh See Cola yo''d be way ahaid.
Now thet other beavah------thet kin be a calo'ie burner eff'n done right.
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Cooker said:The only thing I can figure is that Oregon is "The Beaver State"....maybe we should designate South Carolina as the "Prune State"
Think of Univ. of South Carolina's mascot, and you'll see just how far in the gutter you've dropped. I've always wanted to watch South Carolina play Oregon State just for the double entendres...
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Watch your mouth....don't ya be talkin about Cocky that way....gutter...you ain't seen nothin yet
Ok, Back To The Throw Down
Ok, Back To The Throw Down
We have seen some great reports this week ....Lets stay with it....summer is almost here and short shorts, tube/tank tops/halter tops/bikinis....oops sorry, I got off track there for a sec Remember, before and after pics are to be posted in September....I did not think I had a before but Blanche reminded me she had one from when Cork and I met last year....and no she will not send you a copy ...I'm a bit portly in that shot
The Chimp's Amish shenanigans seen to be fading fast ...the scales were a pleasant surprise this morning and they should have been considering I spent 90% of yesterday in the bathroom.....
Ok, Back To The Throw Down
We have seen some great reports this week
....Lets stay with it....summer is almost here and short shorts, tube/tank tops/halter tops/bikinis....oops sorry, I got off track there for a sec Remember, before and after pics are to be posted in September....I did not think I had a before but Blanche reminded me she had one from when Cork and I met last year....and no she will not send you a copy ...I'm a bit portly in that shot The Chimp's Amish shenanigans seen to be fading fast
...the scales were a pleasant surprise this morning and they should have been considering I spent 90% of yesterday in the bathroom.....
