Cooker's Throwdown Friday II ..... 3-6-09

[Cooker]

Was there a Throw-Down Constitutional Convention where some of the bylaws got changed?

Is that a change we can believe in, or is there really no hope for the prune contingency?!

I do not predict a hair cut this week unless I can get a call into DR. Orang Utang for a prescription for Medical Prune Juice

Chimp's words . . . no approval from the Ref.

Resume play . . . .

So now prune juice is approved for "medicinal purposes." Must have been a change of administrations!

Somehow, some people seem to have the mistaken idea that this is a democracy ... LMAO

 

[Cooker]

This Explains TheChimp

This Explains TheChimp



Going Bananas!

A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas. He said the expression 'going bananas' is from the effects of bananas on the brain. Read on:


This is interesting.

After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again.

Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.

But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power: 200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation: High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at wor k leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases.. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a 'cooling' fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood Enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking &Tobacco Use: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes: According to research in The New England Journal of Medicine, eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, 'A banana a day keeps the doctor away!'

PASS IT ON TO YOUR FRIENDS

PS: Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the time! I will add one here; want a quick shine on our shoes?? Take the INSIDE of the banana skin, and rub directly on the shoe...polish with dry cloth. Amazing fruit!

 

[Karlynn]

Somehow, some people seem to have the mistaken idea that this is a democracy ... LMAO

Point taken -
See the Ref's new toy.

 

[Cooker]

Point taken -
See the Ref's new toy.

That's cold ... I mean, real coldJealousy will get you nowhere

 

[Mary]

Point taken -
See the Ref's new toy.

I don't know . . . that doesn't look like one of my toys . . . little on the dangly side . . . .

 

[Karlynn]

I don't know . . . that doesn't look like one of my toys . . . little on the dangly side . . . .

I don't understand????? Could you explain?????

 

[Cooker]

I don't understand????? Could you explain?????

TheRef has been very quiet today ... must be playing with her monkey

 

[Mary]

TheRef has been very quiet today ... must be playing with her monkey

I think the Chimp must be playing with His monkey!

 

[Cooker]

I think the Chimp must be playing with His monkey!

Where is Bubba when we need him

 

[Superbob]

Dangly monkeys? Toys? Superbob doesn't understand. Truly we need Bubba to interpret all this.

 

[Cooker]

Dangly monkeys? Toys? Superbob doesn't understand. Truly we need Bubba to interpret all this.

Yes I know you mean SuperBob ... I have lost 2 pounds just trying to keep up with all this biz

 

[Superbob]

Help -- Super Hero in distress! DW insisted on going to the finest Chinese restaurant in town on this Tuesday night. HUGE buffet with every morsel of fine Chinese cuisine imaginable. SB had been eating wisely this week, but he must have devoured 10,000 calories tonight.

Only The Chimp's special, remedial juice can help. Does this quality under TD regulations as a medical crisis warranting administration of the liquid prune?

 

[Karlynn]

I'd start drinking lots of water to flush all that MSG and salt out of your system. I think the water weight is probably the worst part of Chinese food.

 

[Mary]

Help -- Super Hero in distress! DW insisted on going to the finest Chinese restaurant in town on this Tuesday night. HUGE buffet with every morsel of fine Chinese cuisine imaginable. SB had been eating wisely this week, but he must have devoured 10,000 calories tonight.

Only The Chimp's special, remedial juice can help. Does this quality under TD regulations as a medical crisis warranting administration of the liquid prune?

N o o o o o o o o o

 

[Cooker]

help -- super hero in distress! Dw insisted on going to the finest chinese restaurant in town on this tuesday night. Huge buffet with every morsel of fine chinese cuisine imaginable. Sb had been eating wisely this week, but he must have devoured 10,000 calories tonight.

Only the chimp's special, remedial juice can help. Does this quality under td regulations as a medical crisis warranting administration of the liquid prune?

n o o o o o o o o o

Yes Yes Yes

 

[Mary]

Who ya gonna believe?

 

[Superbob]

Who ya gonna believe?

That's okay, Ref. After your rejection (you don't wuv me like you wuv The Chimp ) I took Karlynn's advice re the Chinese food remedy -- only I used Coors Light instead of water.

 

[Cooker]

That's okay, Ref. After your rejection (you don't wuv me like you wuv The Chimp ) I took Karlynn's advice re the Chinese food remedy -- only I used Coors Light instead of water.

That's using the Ole noodle, uh liver

 

[Mary]

I see we have a clean shaven monkey staring at us this morning . . . did the Chimp break the 189 barrier?

SuperBob, Coors light and Chinese food, that's a creative combination! You might have discovered a new strategy to battle MSG!

 

[Cooker]

I see we have a clean shaven monkey staring at us this morning . . . did the Chimp break the 189 barrier?

SuperBob, Coors light and Chinese food, that's a creative combination! You might have discovered a new strategy to battle MSG!

Aw ... you noticed ((hug)) ... Yep, 189 on the nose this morning