Continuing from Gil's Thread

[Luana]

Bina, I can hardly look at a chandelier without blushing. You also get lots of prayers from me. Greek Orthodox churches always have a lot of chandeliers; ours is no exception and can't help but think of you when I glance at one!

 

[Freddie]

Freddie, it's Ok, you're excused, we understand it is an SK thing (grin).

to clarify, Ross likely made a judgement call and may have thought the thread could be in a more appropriate forum and may have moved it from post op forum or something like that to active lifestyles forum, so that he and others could get a little more frisky

Freddie if you check "New Posts" periodically you will always see posts on timelines across all forums and will not feel hijacked or at least that is my reading of master Ross' doing.

a few of us are just having fun today, passing time, if you are on this thread, you're with it

Gil, you don't know me so very good LOL
I knew exactly where the thread was going after your first post Bina taught me well years ago. Saying "huh?" or "I'm confused" is just my nature.......and I tell yea it's not because I'm from Sk. on second thought maybe it is??

 

[Freddie]

Now what's this about foreplay and chandeliers?

I don't have a chandeliers and there's foreplay before the bed makes noise?? Who would have thought?

 

[Ross]

Oh, Ross just where did you get that pic??? (avatar)

It's one of the first ones I used years ago. I bring it back from time to time.

 

[Ross]

Plan A, Plan B, Duracell batteries, foreplay and Andy running one way and webcams and Luana does not own a convertible, did i miss something here?

this has one really informative day, but it's getting tough to keep up with you younguns and Ross you still look good so good in your avatar, that smile, says it all, your surely into the centrefold (grin)

reminds me that i have to post a new one in the joke forum, you'll like the young girl's suggestion for grandpa, Ross will surely like it

***Note to self---Must teach Gil to use smilies so that he doesn't have to type (grin) all the time.***

 

[Ross]

.....So, this little silver ball on my desk is a webcam huh? :confused2:

Wonder what kind of trouble I can get into with it?

 

[Ross]

The nice man on T.V. just told me to ask my healthcare provider if Cialis is right for me. Well healthcare providers, is Cialis right for me?

 

[Luana]

"lame, boring" sex or "ride 'em cowboy" "swing from the chandelier" sex ? I think that's Bina favorite.

Yes, that was a Bina-ism and, Freddie, hence my reference to the chandeliers and the distraction they are in my church.

 

[Ross]

I'm afraid I just can't cut it in society anymore. The weather has all these beautiful girls out in short shorts, bikini's, halters and well, I just can't be held responsible for my actions.

 

[Bina]

Ross, thanks for the giggles.

 

[Freddie]

Need more giggles Please.

 

[Penny]

yes I agree more giggles.. Andy? Gil? where are you 2 troublemakers.. get back here Ross is getting out of hand

 

[Ross]

"And thus, dear students, we have arrived at the formula for understanding women"

 

[ARGreenMN]

Hahahahaha! Love it all, especially the formula for women - but he forgot to divide by pi.

Ross, cialis would be perfect for you if it weren't for those damn side effects. I love the end of those commercials... "If you go deaf or blind, you might wanna stop taking the pill and see your doc". Really??? Damn, I thought it was just normal. Or "if your erection last for 4 hours, seek help immediately". Did those guys forget to have sex after taking the drug, or what??? My experience is sex cures everything, especially a 'nagging' erection.

 

[ARGreenMN]

And Ross, I feel your pain w/ all the shorts, halter tops, etc. this time of year. You girls have NO IDEA how hard it is... I mean, you have no idea how rough all that is on us poor guys.

 

[Luckyguy17]

Is'nt summer great...it's coming on Monday, yeah, but if Ross has them walking by in halters and shorts on the street, I must be living in the wrong neighborhood

I have to drive to and go walk around Costco to get those treats

Interesting trivia for our US friends: "Ontario girls can walk around topless", by Ontario law go figure... and it is my understanding that London, Ontario women take this law very seriously and use it.

Now talk about living in the wrong neighborhood (for Ross' benefit)

but then again if anyone has been to certain Caribean beaches, some tops are better left well covered

ahh as said in a song "summertime, when the living is easy..."

 

[Luana]

"And thus, dear students, we have arrived at the formula for understanding women"

ROTF! Oh, that's the simple formula!

 

[Luana]

I love the end of those commercials... Or "if your erection last for 4 hours, seek help immediately". Did those guys forget to have sex after taking the drug, or what??? My experience is sex cures everything, especially a 'nagging' erection.

I know, Jay Leno said if he had it last 4 hours he'd be calling everyone in his phone book, but, there is a disorder where it won't go away, and it really does need medical attention. Years ago before we had all these ED drugs shoved in our faces, a friend had a relative who got a nagging erection. It would not go away and he had to go to the hospital. Hate to say it but we all howled with laughter when he described going to see his cousin in the hospital and how his Johnson had to be placed in a sling and rested on a kind of hammock contraption.

 

[Luckyguy17]

I know, Jay Leno said if he had it last 4 hours he'd be calling everyone in his phone book, but, there is a disorder where it won't go away, and it really does need medical attention. Years ago before we had all these ED drugs shoved in our faces, a friend had a relative who got a nagging erection. It would not go away and he had to go to the hospital. Hate to say it but we all howled with laughter when he described going to see his cousin in the hospital and how his Johnson had to be placed in a sling and rested on a kind of hammock contraption.

Now Luana, that is a funny story, funny for all except the poor dude it was happening to, geez, squirming at the thought

 

[Penny]

You know you guys talk about how great summer is... halter tops, short shorts, and of course all guys favs bikinis... Just have to give ya a girls point of view.. muscular guys in tight jeans and no shirts...yummie
So we don't want to hear how hard it gets for you...lets rephrase.. how difficult it is for you.. no different when the table is turned and some young hot hunk walks by with no shirt and six pack to boot!!!