Booze Continued

[lynnconnolly]

Don't anyone tell her that was me.

Teeheeee, crazy Americans

 

[Bonzo Dog]

... Sex and Alcohol are what make this place run.

......... and to big up the pacemaker crew......batteries ........... hmmm, well ..... if toys are your thing batteries and Sex are also compatible.



So Sex from Ross, drugs from Cooker; what about Rock n Roll???

Saw Ian Dury perform this in 1970 something Sadly he's left us to join Jimmy, Janis, Keith, Kurt, Jim, et al in the great all star dead band in the sky.

 

[Ross]

I hear Return to Forever is going to tour again. Wow, they start the tour next Thursday!


http://www.return2forever.com/index.cfm/pk/viewall/cd/MAE/pid/400145

 

[Cooker]

......... Sadly he's left us to join Jimmy, Janis, Keith, Kurt, Jim, et al in the great all star dead band in the sky.

I guess there is the answer to the drug question........And now they say Viagra can kill you....I'll just stick with my daily Warfarin fix

 

[perrypiratesdad]

...And now they say Viagra can kill you

Yes, but you will die with a smile on your face....and you might get wood for four hours too That doesn't sound like a bad way to go if you ask me. It sure beats dying in a hospital room with wires and tubes coming out of places that they should not be.

 

[hensylee]

How did we get from Alcohol to worms and sex?

Bonzo, I like how you say you stay away from the stuff because of the tobacco in it. That's funny.

In VR, sex is always bubbling just below the surface and if someone mentions the word, it just bursts forth!

 

[Duff Man]

If I so much as smell pot I have a panic attack. Not really but you get the idea.

I find drinking very cathartic. I drink quite a bit now.

 

[Ross]

Well now aren't we a bunch of low life thugs.

 

[Cooker]

Well now aren't we a bunch of low life thugs.

Hey Boy....you got a mouse in your pocket.......yep you probably do

 

[imhayley]

Daze late

Daze late

errrrr I missed all the fun here I see! This is MY fav. topic!

 

[ctyguy]

sex, alcohol, and pot thread. Sorry I missed all the fun !

 

[Bonzo Dog]

I guess there is the answer to the drug question.......

Just as a point of order; Ian Dury died of of metastatic liver cancer in 2000. A BBC retrospective of his career made at the end of his life had him candidly saying drugs were an escape from ill health and disability. They didn't cause the death of this rock n roller, rather sustained and comforted him.

 

[tobagotwo]

This is getting out of hand. We are being irresponsible in not warning people of the dangers of these practices.

I think it's important to point out a few saftey tips here...

Always take your Coumadin well before you go drinking, so you don't lose it if you drink too much.

Please remove all sharp objects from the immediate area before going on a binge. In fact, your chart says you're not allowed near sharp objects at any time, or near silly putty, school paste, or green, cats-eye marbles for that matter.

Due to the Coriolus effect in the northern hemisphere, always remember to roll all herbal remedies counter-clockwise, to avoid spilling in case a sudden wind comes up.


And most importantly:

Never borrow the batteries from your pacemaker to use in your sex toys.


Chidingly ,

 

[Cooker]

This is getting out of hand. We are being irresponsible in not warning people of the dangers of these practices.

I think it's important to point out a few saftey tips here...

Always take your Coumadin well before you go drinking, so you don't lose it if you drink too much.

Please remove all sharp objects from the immediate area before going on a binge. In fact, your chart says you're not allowed near sharp objects at any time, or near silly putty, school paste, or green, cats-eye marbles for that matter.

Due to the Coriolus effect in the northern hemisphere, always remember to roll all herbal remedies counter-clockwise, to avoid spilling in case a sudden wind comes up.


And most importantly:

Never borrow the batteries from your pacemaker to use in your sex toys.


Chidingly ,

LOL...LMAO!!!!!!

 

[Bina]

That's right, we should all share safety tips whenever possible.

Newbies please note: BP meds are not to be used for "bringing you down".

 

[ctyguy]

Did anyone see the YouTube clip off of Jerry Springer the other day ? He had a fella on there that didn't want to submit to a DNA test. He was afraid he would lose his job if he took a "Drugs N Alcohol" test. go figure

 

[duncanjo]

This is getting out of hand. We are being irresponsible in not warning people of the dangers of these practices.

I think it's important to point out a few saftey tips here...

Always take your Coumadin well before you go drinking, so you don't lose it if you drink too much.

Please remove all sharp objects from the immediate area before going on a binge. In fact, your chart says you're not allowed near sharp objects at any time, or near silly putty, school paste, or green, cats-eye marbles for that matter.

Due to the Coriolus effect in the northern hemisphere, always remember to roll all herbal remedies counter-clockwise, to avoid spilling in case a sudden wind comes up.


And most importantly:

Never borrow the batteries from your pacemaker to use in your sex toys.


Chidingly ,

LOL-THANKS FOR THE ADVISE

 

[zipper2]

What a ZOO,i'd like to quote you all for being so funny
You put smiles on everyones faces here (LOL) and laughter
Way to go ..... All high you are and dont require a strip search for it
Thanks everyone i needed a good chuckle today



zipper2

 

[Bonzo Dog]

If beer is close to your heart use this to open bottles

this little guy looks like drinking gives him the blues

 

[Karlynn]

All high you are and dont require a strip search for it

Now you've gone and ruined it for Ross. He's all about the strip search.