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I am new to the forum, and have had MVR surgery 6 weeks ago.
The best advise I can offer to anyone, especially men of Italian descent, is to shave yourself before going in for your surgery. The most trauma I had was a very large man shaving my entire body with the electric trimmers. Being asleep in a surgical suite is nothing compared to the shaving experience. The unpleasantness was at its peak as Earl manhandled my family jewels as he stripped them of their coat. The whole time my wife was crying from laughter as I cracked jokes, and ultimately stood up half naked in front of everyone, only to look down and see the equivalent of a chia pet on the floor. Oh yeah... they go through great deatail to shave everything, including the hair on your pinky toes, but they leave the tuft on your buttocks. I looked like a freakin orangatuang. This takes manscaping to a whole new level.
The best advise I can offer to anyone, especially men of Italian descent, is to shave yourself before going in for your surgery. The most trauma I had was a very large man shaving my entire body with the electric trimmers. Being asleep in a surgical suite is nothing compared to the shaving experience. The unpleasantness was at its peak as Earl manhandled my family jewels as he stripped them of their coat. The whole time my wife was crying from laughter as I cracked jokes, and ultimately stood up half naked in front of everyone, only to look down and see the equivalent of a chia pet on the floor. Oh yeah... they go through great deatail to shave everything, including the hair on your pinky toes, but they leave the tuft on your buttocks. I looked like a freakin orangatuang. This takes manscaping to a whole new level.