In my "grand" quest to become a bonifide Emergency Medical Technician I did half of my ten hours of required hospital observation time today at a local Emergency Room....
Checked in and got squared away, they gave me a scrub shirt to wear over my street clothes and sent me off to one of the beds to watch as a nurse attached leads for a heart monitor on a little girl who came in with the flu and something (the reason for the heart monitor I suspect though I didn't ask) and she (the nurse) had me help put on the leads, telling me where they should go (as if I of all people needed to be told that one...)
Everything's going good, though the kid's starting to turn a little green...
Just a little, not too much though....
Uurp...
Ummm.. Sorry Mr....
Yeah, all over my scrub shirt and enough to soak through and get into the sweater I had on underneath so I excuse myself (I was finishing the last of my leads when she upchucked) and tossed the scrub shirt in the soiled linens bin then out to my car to remove the sweater, the t-shirt under that was OK.
All in all, it was a good day. Not even an EMT yet and I'm getting puked on...
Made a few runs with an orderly delivering admitted patients to their rooms. Changed a few O2 tanks, helped the ER doc (held one of those kidney bean shaped trays) while he padded some gauze into the wound where a guy had had a tooth pulled...
Nothing too exciting really, no real blood, guts (vomit doesn't count) or gore...
Chatted up some with one of the paid paramedics I had been shadowing for that story I did after they came in with a patient from a nursing home.
I gotta do another 5 hours on the 27th.
I'll say though, it's pretty neat being on the "giving" end rather than recieving in the hospital.
Oh yeah, I also got to watch from the control room as they did a CT scan of a patient's brain, the one that came from the nursing home.... That was slick.
They appreciated my story about being stuck in an MRI scanner for over two hours because the computer kept crashing....